Three NPL franchises pull a no-show thanks to international hackers!

The Javelineers needed overtime to squeak by the Reremice to get revenge on their Week 2 loss. The season series ends at 1-1, moving the all-time match-up to a 14-12 Josh advantage.

JOSH WINS, 58-55

The Baboons cling to their narrow division lead with a nice revenge-win over the visiting Minotaurs. Still, only a few weeks to go in the season and this division is very much up for grabs.

BERKENBILE WINS, 35-12

NPL Title Belt Match!

Matt just snagged the NPL Title Belt from Adam last week, and their first defense is against the formidable division rival in the Erik Eruption. But, as formidable as they may be, the Eruption are running into the hottest team in the NPL. Matt extends that winning streak to seven games and keeps the NPL Title Belt!

MATT WINS, 37-24

The Vapulaters are coming off a big win over LeScoot last week and look to keep the good times rolling. They host the Sackbuts, winners of four straight, and this one lived up to the billing. The division rivals traded blows all the way through overtime, and when the dust settled, Vince stood victorious.

VINCE WINS, 52-43

Jerry, fresh off the confidence-boosting win over the Javelineers, carry their momentum into a huge match-up against their rival and divisional powerhouse, the Brent BB Cannons. Everything went right on offense, for both teams, and the defenses left the game considering career changes after this one combined for nearly 140 points!

JERRY WINS, 71-68

If the Bous want to shock the NPL world, they’ll need to do better than their performance here. The Rock Lobsters completely shut down the Bous offense, allowing only a field goal. But staying true to their slapstick nature, Ricky gave up the ultra rare one point safety on a badly botched PAT snap.

RICKY WINS, 18-4

The Micropolitans stole the Bomb’s NPL Title Belt and their thunder in Week 9, and the Braggadocios double them up here to add to their recent woes. That’s two L’s in a row for the defending champ, and Brandon moves to one game back of the division lead.

BRANDON WINS, 46-23

The Blue Tits blew it last time they faced the LeScavengers, but they came into this game with a plan: replace all of their mouth guards with harmonicas. It was a dental disaster, but the cacophony of noise was enough to disorient the visiting team.

BETTE WINS, 28-15

With both teams deadlocked at 6-3 coming into this Week 10 match-up, the Wrecking Balls were looking motivated to take home an impressive road victory. The Zeros, victims of an elaborate prank, had been convinced that this was their bye week, so all of Rachel’s planning was for naught.

RACHEL WINS, 35-0

One of these days, Miranda is actually going to play Ethan in a straight up match and show the Evil Entities how the Martians play football. For this season, though, that’s two free wins gifted to their division rival to bring their season series to a close.

ETHAN WINS, 17-0

A scheduling quirk for the Auspex Division has Andrew visiting Travis this week, then hosting Travis next week. This was a competitive game all through regulation, but the Androids absolutely demolished the hosts 37-0 in the bonus period!

ANDREW WINS, 71-34

The Juggernauts haven’t received the same media coverage as years past, and have quietly been one of the hottest teams in the NPL. This victory over the visiting Cannibals marks their fifth victory in the past six weeks, with their lone loss as an OT heartbreaker.

JOEL WINS, 35-21

Winning streaks and losing streaks dished out after the final whistle in this divisional game. The Sausages drop their third in a row as Bongos face little resistance from the home team. Brian claims their third straight W and are winners of seven of their last eight!

BRIAN WINS, 37-6

DaVena recently added a 54th player to their roster, thanks to an NPL loophole. They didn’t need the extra help to topple the visiting Kevin Killcows here. The Ballerinas snag their third straight W and find themselves just two games back!

DaVENA WINS, 38-23

The Jellyfish play host to the Abactors and look to snag their third straight victory, but the Abactors are well rested after their no-show against the Androids in Week 9. This high scoring battle spilled into overtime where the Jellyfish suddenly forgot how to cross the goal line.

AXELL WINS, 74-57

Nothing hypes up the crowd more for PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME than one of the teams failing to submit a roster. The Labeorphiles get a timely free win to prevent a late-season losing streak, while the roster mishap marks Corey’s third straight L.

LACI WINS, 28-0