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NPL Results – Week 9!
The NPL Title Belt finds a new home… again! The Juggernauts and Sackbuts go off on offense! Seismic activity has finally slowed down for the Eruption! The Killcows get punched in the nose! Three franchises find common ground: a seven game losing streak! The Rock Lobsters stun the Braggadocios in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!
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NPL Results – Week 8!
The Eruption continue to spew liquid hot magma all over the NPL! The Bous continue to be hunted, stuffed, and mounted! The Martians “Win a Game” Ray is faulty! The Evil Entities see the Wrecking Balls and Zeros approaching fast in the rear view (and one of their license plates is BEATNGU)! It’s the NPL, Week Eight!
The Killcows and BB Cannons Are Going Streaking!
NPL Results – Week 7!
The Title Belt has a will of its own and eventually it will betray its bearer! The Eruption are magma hot on offense! The Cari Bous have one of their finer performances of the year! The Braggadocios do-si-do over the Sausages! And the Killcows and BB Cannons light up the scoreboard in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime! It’s the NPL, Week Seven!
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NPL Results – Week 6!
The Evil Entities get another gift from the Title Belt gods! The Cutthroats, Reremice, LeScavengers, and Juggernauts pace the league in one of the highest scoring weeks in NPL history! The Eruption stay undefeated! The Bous stay hapless! And the Foreteller Division beat up on each other! It’s the NPL, week six!
The Evil Entities Stay Undefeated the Easy Way!
NPL Results – Week 5!
The Title Belt stays home! The Eruption finally get a quality win! The Jellyfish offense is officially on suicide watch! The Zeros passing game puts on an airshow! Rachel rebounds! It’s the NPL, Week Five!