The whole league sucked in Week Five!

by Skip Brainless

October 8, 2025

NPL Week 5 – Results!

The Androids, the Javelineers, and the Rock Lobsters finally find their way into the win column! The NPL Title Belt finally changes hands! The BB Cannons finally get their picks in! The worst week in the NPL is finally over! It’s the NPL, Week Five!

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The Javelineers stay winless in 2025!

by Bernard Bagelbite

October 1, 2025

NPL Week 4 – Results!

Nothing Micro about Matt’s win over Davena! The defending champs can’t figure it out against the Cutthroats! Lots to brag about for Brandon in their win over the Labeorphiles! It’s the NPL, Week Four!

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The Auspex Division pummels the Auspex Division!

by Stephen A. Smiff

September 24, 2025

NPL Week 3 – Results!

Can the Cannibals win in overtime? Do the Rock Lobsters capitalize on a tardy Jaws-of-Life team bus? Why does everyone have their best games against the Javelineers defense? Did the Bongos find a way to shut down the leg? It’s the NPL, Week Three!

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The Eruption go dormant – too dormant – in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!

by Eleanor Crosby

September 17, 2025

NPL Week 2 – Results!

The Evil Entities are back on that easy win bullshit! The Sausages cook the Bongos! The BB Cannons outlast the Jaws-of-Life! The Wrecking Balls polish that NPL Title Belt once again! It’s the NPL, Week Two!

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The Wrecking Balls get revenge on the Bombs in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!

by Chester Curlybush

September 10, 2025

NPL Week 1 – Results!

Lots of bonus time for the fans this week! The Eruption continue to rumble! The Tichorrhines collect a goose egg from Samuel! The Androids and Vapulaters light up the scoreboard! Ethan stuns with a competent offense! It’s the NPL, Week One!

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