The Evil Entities Stay Undefeated the Easy Way!
NPL Results – Week 5!
The Title Belt stays home! The Eruption finally get a quality win! The Jellyfish offense is officially on suicide watch! The Zeros passing game puts on an airshow! Rachel rebounds! It’s the NPL, Week Five!
The Baboons Are Bamboozled Again!
NPL Results – Week 4!
Ethan looks to retain the NPL Title Belt again! Will someone beat that team ever? The Eruption get a gift from the Vapulaters! The Cannibals get bounced by the Bongos! The Zeros and Martians dogfight over a metropolitan area for who gets to claim Earth! And the Cutthroats face a crucial division matchup against the leading Labeorphiles! It’s the NPL, Week Four!
The BB Cannons are the BB Cannots in 2024
NPL Results – Week 3!
Can the Eruption emerge as the only undefeated team in the Soothsayer Conference? Will the Blue Tits finally bounce back from their Seer Cup loss? Who will take down Ethan and claim the NPL Title Belt? Is anything funnier than Kelly defeating Andrew without playing? It’s the NPL, Week Three!
Rampant Rule Bending Across the League in 2024
NPL Results – Week 2!
The BB Cannons are AWOL! The Evil Entities put the NPL Title Belt on the line once again! The Javelineers humble the Baboons after their perfect start to the season! And the Androids return to Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime to show off their Seer Cup trophy before their showdown with the Cutthroats! It’s the NPL, week two!
The Bombs Were Perfect, but the Baboons Were Perfect-er!
NPL Results – Week 1
The LeScavengers try to scavenge that Title Belt from the Evil Entities! Erik erupts on the Tichorrhines! The Bous earn some boos! And offenses around the league pop off for the NPL in week one!