The Ballerinas Drop!

The Minotaurs can’t stand the heat in the JeStErS kitchen, as Jason goes on to E-Z Bake this victory at home. JASON WINS, 37-21

The Lychnobites cure losing streaks! They solved Vince’s losing streak in Week 4 and were kind enough to do it again for the Vapulaters here in Week 10. How sweet. VINCE WINS, 20-6

The Baboons, JeStErS and Javs keep exchanging punches at the top of the Prophet Division. The Baboons avenge their Week 4 loss in a bold strategy of compiling more points than their opponents. BERKENBILE WINS, 27-15

The Rock Lobsters may have been the first victims of the annual renewal of “The Reremice Decide to Start Winning Show”. We’ll see if the series continues to get positive reviews. RYAN WINS, 44-30

The Jaws-of-Life win their second straight, out maneuvering the Bous for the second time this season. They move into a tie for second, but four weeks remain for them to really mess it up. JERRY WINS, 19-6

NPL Title Belt Match!

Rachel puts the belt on the line against one of the hottest teams in the NPL, Earth’s Mightiest Zeros. Kelly walked in the challenger, and walked out holding some new hardware. Has the belt become a curse? KELLY WINS, 36-21

Much like my underwear every Taco Tuesday, the Adam Bombs continue to skid. The LeScavengers come to town for a rebound win to hold onto the top spot in the Psychic Division. LeSCOOT WINS, 28-14

The Cannibals successfully completed the bookend of their 5-game losing streak with another set of back-to-back wins. That’s one mighty sandwich of suck! CHRIS WINS, 38-23

The Steven Sausages refused to be intimidated. Well, after switching to their alternate uniforms after collectively shitting themselves when DaVena took the field, they returned to warm-ups, THEN refused to be intimidated. STEVEN WINS, 27-5

Joel and Kevin followed the Cutthroats vs Cannibals game in part two of the “Who Lives in the Cellar and Who Lives on the Stairs That Lead Out of the Cellar?” Sunday lineup on the NPL’s flagship network, NPLMSNBCBS Sports News. In overtime, JOEL WINS, 23-22

Now that Jennifer has DaVena off the schedule for the rest of the season, it’s time for the Jellyfish to make their late season push toward the postseason. Nothing hits the spot like crushing the Evil Entities. JENNIFER WINS, 38-13

The Martians just can’t seem to figure out the Laci Labeorphiles. Miranda gets swept by Laci in 2018, and officially accounts for half of the Labeorphile victories on the year. LACI WINS, 35-22

Brandon hands Brent their second loss in a row, and take the season series two games to none. Brent will still probably win the division title, as is tradition. BRANDON WINS, 27-12

It’s Prime Time! Biggest stage in the world for a hotly contested battle between two 3-6 teams. It’s the kind of match-up that causes people to change the channel and tune into something else entirely. TRAVIS WINS, 24-9