Now What You Hear is Not a Test!

The Baboons, the groove, and their friends are gonna try to move your feet with this overtime victory on the road against the Jason JeStErS. BERKENBILE WINS, 35-30

See, they are the wonder Javs, and they just got done saying “Hello” to the black, to the white, the red and the brown, and especially the Reremice in their purple and yellow. JOSH WINS, 29-5

The Minotaurs rock, and don’t stop, they rock the rhythm that’ll make your body rock in this thrilling overtime win over the Lychnobites. MICHAEL WINS, 28-27

Well, Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg is the ladies’ pimp, the women fight for his delight, because he’s the grandmaster of kickin’ 3’s that shock the house for the young ladies. JOEL WINS, 20-0

The Jellyfish of Emily come inside, into the front to do the Freak, Spank, and do the Bump. But Jennifer failed to prove a point. Kevin’s house is a serious joint. KEVIN WINS, 29-4

Because the Rock Lobster’s mediocrity will never cease, LeScoot’s defense created this devastating masterpiece in the road blow-out. LeSCOOT WINS, 18-0

The Jaws-of-Life were hoping for a win one dark afternoon, a reporter stopped the coach for an interview. She said she’s heard stories and she’s heard fables that the Adam Bombs are known to run the table. They get started with that win streak here. ADAM WINS, 18-6

This young Ballerinas team fans did adore, rocked some vicious WR runs like never before. The offensive coordinator said, “Damn, jet sweep, I’m in love with you, the WR running record must have been true”. DAVENA WINS, 50-35

NPL Title Belt Match!

The Cannibals hang onto the Title Belt again, proving you need a team who’s got finesse and their team name across their chest. They have to be able to run all through the night and chuck the rock ’til the early light. CHRIS WINS, 27-15

Ethan Ebow’s name is known all over the world by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls, but he’s goin’ down in history as the streakiest QB there ever could be. The Androids capitalize on one of the cold streaks here. ANDREW WINS, 20-0

The Tichorrhines are feelin’ the highs and the Vapulaters are feelin’ the lows. Travis’s win means more Vince woes. TRAVIS WINS, 35-22

It was a slow start to this one, and then damn! Kelly’s offense became unleashed. The home fans said “Damn!” and jumped right outta their seats, throwing their hands high in the air, rockin’ to Jock Rock Vol. 128 while shaking their derrieres. KELLY WINS, 47-6

All the Labeorphiles are here to do is hypnotize. Singin’ on’n’n’on’n’on on’n’on. The post-game binge drinking don’t stop until the break of dawn.
Singin’ on’n’n’on’n’on on’n’on. LACI WINS, 20-6

‘Cause Brandon rocked and a rolled with so much soul, the Braggadocios could rock ’til a hundred and one years old. They do mean to brag (it’s in their name) and they mean to boast, after this PRIIIIIIME TIIIIIIME victory over their division rival. Rock it up, baby bubba. BRANDON WINS, 38-5