What was lost is found: Adam takes on Erik for the NPL Title Belt!

Joshtin Stubbert and the Javs offense finally are starting to groove, thanks to playing a defense that is tied up in court for in-game assault charges. Ricky Mean has a legal defense fund if you’d like to donate.

JOSH WINS, 56-6

The Cari Bous stun the Reremice at home and improve to 4-2 on the season! One more win and they match their total of wins from the 2023 and 2024 seasons combined!

CARI WINS, 37-24

After starting 3-0, the BB Cannons hit the skids, dropping their next two. The coaches must have said something spicy in pregame, because they came out of the locker room looking for blood in this blowout.

BRENT WINS, 56-30

The Baboons are quietly one of the best offenses in the NPL this season and they were more than happy to prove it when the visiting Jaws-of-Life came to town. On a positive note, Jaws-of-Life punter Jermaine Jerril set a special teams record with 11 tackles.

BERKENBILE WINS, 47-24

Samuel toots their horns in this overtime victory over the Braggadocios. The home team’s dramatic last minute touchdown caused a mini earthquake and a major riot and looting spree.

SAMUEL WINS, 39-34

The LeScavengers have faced a tough schedule so far this season and the Micropolitans get added to the list of wins that got away. The Micropolitans defense capitalized on a ill-timed bathroom break by the LeScoot offense, and took over in LeScavengers territory for an easy game winning field goal.

MATT WINS, 29-26

The Blue Tits defense was so perfect today, the Bette coaches were fine taking two safeties late in the game to let the Vapulaters offense try again. The home team crowd wasn’t sure if that was insulting or not.

BETTE WINS, 44-4

The Wrecking Balls haven’t been the same since they dropped the NPL Title Belt to the Erik Eruption a few weeks back. They did their best to hang here, but the #1 Bongos offense was too much to handle.

BRIAN WINS, 45-30

The Zeros target the visiting Sausages and figuratively pepper their hulls with strafing runs to weaken their resolve. It worked! After a 31-31 tie at the end of the 3rd quarter, the Zeros were able to pull away for the W!

KELLY WINS, 44-31

The Evil Entities entered this match-up with lots of confidence after winning four of their first five games of the season, but the home team Cannibals had fasted for 24 hours before this feast.

CHRIS WINS, 53-22

Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg booted through a perfect 12-for-12 and dove on a Martians player in the end zone during a particularly chaotic kickoff to add an additional two points in this blowout road victory that reminds folks why JMJJ is paid $62 million a year.

JOEL WINS, 38-6

The wheels fell off. They’re heading for a cliff. At the bottom of the cliff is another cliff. At the bottom of that is spikes, an acid pool, and door-to-door salesmen. That’s four straight L’s for the Tichorrhines after their 2-0 start.

KEVIN WINS, 37-0

The Androids have been learning and improving, and maybe this season is the year they jump from NPL franchise to global threat to humanity, as all machines aspire to be. They get a big road win here.

ANDREW WINS, 47-31

After a nice 3-1 start, the Cutthroats drop two straight, this one at the hands of the visiting Axell Abactors. Corey can’t quite seem to keep any distance between themselves and the rest of the Auspex Division.

AXELL WINS, 55-33

The lone shutout of the week comes in this defensive battle that saw host Laci welcome the Jennifer Jellyfish. Both teams combined for nine interceptions, five fumbles lost, and thirty-one fractured fingers caught in facemasks before the dust settled on this one.

LACI WINS, 20-0

NPL Title Belt Match!

The surging Adam Bombs look to keep rolling as they come to town to take on the 4-1 Erik Eruption in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME! The Bombs polished the Seer Cup while the Eruption paraded around the NPL Title Belt, sending taunts and candy grams to the opposing sideline all game long. The football happening on the field was one-sided though. The Eruption fall to 0-2 on Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime games this season, as the Adam Bombs blow up for the lopsided win!

ADAM WINS, 37-14