The Micropolitans win streak goes to nine, but the Martians losing streak goes all the way to eleven!

The Javelineers prove to be Michael’s kryptonite in 2025, completing the series sweep with this big win. This marks the third straight victory for the Javs, who move into a tie for first with only two weeks left in the regular season!

JOSH WINS, 46-24

The Baboons get revenge for the overtime loss they suffered at the hands (wings?) of the Reremice back in Week 8. They come away with the road win, keeping themselves in prime position for a division championship.

BERKENBILE WINS, 47-30

Both teams entered this contest at 7-4, looking up at the 10-1 Matt Micropolitans, but very much in play for a Wild Card. The Sackbuts came out of the tunnel fired up, determined to not go to overtime as they had in their previous four contests, and got a statement road win!

SAMUEL WINS, 54-33

NPL Title Belt Match!

The Micropolitans need no favors to keep their winning streak going, but the Vapulaters were feeling generous. They gift the division leader a Free Win, the second for Matt this season, as a way of showing that they’re thankful for being a part of the Micropolitans historic run.

MATT WINS, 47-0

The Rock Lobsters had a horrid start, 1-7 in the first eight games, but they’ve been solid in recent weeks. They managed to even the season series at 1-1 against both Jerry and Cari, but Brent had to come in and pee in their Cheerios. The BB Cannons get the sweep.

BRENT WINS, 37-23

Despite losing three of their last four, this one a blowout to the Jaws-of-Life, the Cari Bous have made strides in 2025. They split the series against every divisional opponent and find themselves tied for first in the Psychic Division with only two weeks left in the season. But, the big win has Jerry hot on their heels, just one game out from the division leaders!

JERRY WINS, 46-5

This clutch overtime win keeps LeScoot alive, just two games back from the division lead with two weeks to go. The best they can do is 6-8 on the year, but that just might be good enough this season.

LeSCOOT WINS, 55-52

Rachel loves playing in the Augur Division! The division leader is just 3-3 when facing the rest of the NPL, but a perfect 6-0 against Miranda, Ethan, and Kelly. They smack down Ethan, again, to guarantee a post season appearance for the third year in a row!

RACHEL WINS, 55-22

The Zeros hold off the inspired Miranda offense in Week 12 and improve to a solid 8-4 as we enter the final weeks of the 2025 regular season. They’re right in the thick of things. Miranda adds one more to the second-best losing streak in NPL history.

KELLY WINS, 38-24

Corey blows out the visiting Tichorrhines at home, winning their second straight when they needed it most. They’re in a good spot with two weeks to go, but the Auspex Division is likely going to come down to the wire.

COREY WINS, 46-6

The Labeorphiles executed in all three phases of this one: pre-funk, party, after party. They also played some decent football in there somewhere. They get a big late-season win to stay at the top of the division with time running out.

LACI WINS, 47-33

The Bongos are sick and tired of seeing the Cannibals on their schedule. Each game has been a physical grind that spilled into overtime. Chris gets revenge for their last OT meet-up, taking this high scoring affair by one point!

CHRIS WINS, 56-55

Outside of a costly three game skid, two of the losses coming from division rivals, the Juggernauts have put together a fine season! They sweep the Sausages in 2025 with this win, their third straight.

JOEL WINS, 37-14

The Killcows can’t bully the Abactors in 2025. They get swept by the cow boys on the year, and find Axell hot on their heels chasing that Sage Division banner. Axell gets hot at the right time, winning their third, as the playoff picture starts to come into focus.

AXELL WINS, 46-39

The Jellyfish sneak away from DaVena with a win in an ugly battle that saw fifteen hot dog vendors arrested in an unrelated food tampering conspiracy. This completes the season sweep over the Ballerinas and keeps the Jellyfish in the hunt!

JENNIFER WINS, 17-6

Brandon bested Bette last time, but the Blue Tits are singing a different tune after this PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME match-up! Bette goes on the road and gets revenge for their Week 8 loss with a two score victory. Brandon falls to 4-8 and is still mathematically alive, but the victorious Blue Tits, at 5-7, are only one game back with two weeks to go!

BETTE WINS, 47-31