The red-assed and red hot Baboons climb to the top of the Prophet Division!

Despite their 4-1 record entering this contest, the Michael Minotaurs offense has been ice cold since their Week Two victory over the Cannibals, and that trend continued when they visited the Berkenbile Baboons. This three-score loss marks four straight weeks with fewer than 15 points from the Minotaurs offense.

BERKENBILE WINS, 27-6

The Josh Javelineers and Ryan Reremice game was riddled with penalties, ejections, arrests, and injuries before spilling into overtime for more of the same. The two teams battled for 71 minutes before the Javs finally put this one away.

JOSH WINS, 36-29

The Vince Vapulaters travel to the little big city to face to the Matt Micropolitans, with the two Mystic Division rivals trading blows for 60 minutes before requiring some bonus time to settle this one. Matt escapes with the win and the division lead.

MATT WINS, 44-41

The Samuel Sackbuts find the right notes to hit to bounce back from their losing shot at the NPL Title Belt last week. They take down the Erik Eruption in overtime to keep on Matt’s heels at the top of the Mystic Division.

SAMUEL WINS, 36-35

The Jerry Jaws-of-Life bring their 2-3 record to town to face the 2-3 Ricky Rock Lobsters, a match-up to determine the cellar dweller of the Psychic Division as the midway point approaches. Ricky makes easy work of this one, staying just one game back of the division lead.

RICKY WINS, 38-14

The Bette Blue Tits needed the extra period to get revenge on the Adam Bombs for their Week Three loss at home. They disarm the Bombs in overtime to secure their second win of the season.

BETTE WINS, 30-27

The Brandon Braggadocios offense has shown signs of life throughout the season and they fully clicked here, hosting the LeScoot LeScavengers. They get the blowout victory to even these two teams up at 3-3 at the top of the Foreteller Division nearing the midway point.

BRANDON WINS, 46-15

The Miranda Martians struggled out of the gate in this 2026 season, but have been anything but a pushover since. They take this one into the 4th quarter at a 14-14 tie before the hometown Rachel Wrecking Balls put it out of reach.

RACHEL WINS, 28-14

The Ethan Evil Entities bounce back from a lackluster performance in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime, scoring five touchdowns on offense and adding another on special teams, preventing the surging Kelly Zeros from taking the division lead.

ETHAN WINS, 44-21

The renewal of the Travis vs Laci rivalry was predictably short on points, but Travis put just enough on the board to get the road win.

TRAVIS WINS, 17-5

The Andrew Androids compiled a programmatically efficient game plan for the Corey Cutthroats, but forgot to consider some edge cases which allowed for the Cutthroats to pull away late.

COREY WINS, 45-30

Early production wrapped on Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg’s villain turn opposite of Daniel Radcliffe’s James Bond in the upcoming ‘The Man with the Golden Leg’, giving JMJJ the opportunity to contribute to the Juggernauts success. He was a perfect 9-for-9 in this easy win.

JOEL WINS, 27-4

The Cannibals lament every game that goes into extra time, something they’ve struggled with for years. But their conditioning was better this time around, and they hold off the top Oracle Division squad, the Steven Sausages, in this overtime slugfest.

CHRIS WINS, 43-36

The Killcows defense is making up for the turnover happy Kev Cthulu, who tossed two more interceptions in this uninspiring home victory.

KEVIN WINS, 17-4

NPL Title Belt Match!

The NPL Title Belt went on the line, but the Jellyfish had little trouble defending it against the floundering home team Abactors, as Jennifer wins their second straight.

JENNIFER WINS, 28-5

It was a battle of the top two teams in the Psychic Division in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME as the usual suspects, the Brent BB Cannons, visited the surprising Cari Bous. The BB Cannons showed the home team Bous that, despite matching records, they are not equals. Easy W for the Brent squad.

BRENT WINS, 46-13