NPL 2017 Midseason Awards!

by Bernard Bagelbite

October 27, 2017


2017 NPL Midseason Awards
The WILLIAM TELL Award
Given to the Most Accurate Player

Rachel (Wrecking Balls)60.0%

The HELEN KELLER Award
Given to the Least Accurate Player

Corey (Cutthroats)37.1%

The OUT ON A LIMB Award
Given to the player with the most Lonesome Loser awards

Lauren (Lychnobites)1

The HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO Award
Given to the player with the most Solo Soothsayer Awards

Laci (Labeorphiles)3

The MAD WORLD Award
Formerly The “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” Award; Given to the player with the most Monday Madness awards

Jason (JeStErS)2

The I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY GET PAID FOR THIS Award
Given to the player with the most “Are You Smarter Than ESPN?” Awards

Brent (BB Cannons)5

The JAY-Z Award
“It’s a hard-knock life.” Given to the player with the highest accuracy with a losing record

Michael (Minotaurs)1-6, 54.3%

The KARDASHIAN Award
“Success without any measurable skills.” Given to the player with the lowest accuracy and a winning record

Ethan (Evil Entities)4-3, 45.7%

The HONEY, I’M WORKING LATE AT THE OFFICE Award
Given to the player with the most games decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker

Ethan (Evil Entities)3

The IMP Award
More dangerous than they look. Given to the player that has lost the most Monday Madness tiebreakers.

12-way tie1

The WILDERNESS GIRLS Award
Given to the player that has collected the most unique badges.

Brent (BB Cannons)14

*Only includes badges that can be collected through luck or skill

The GOLDEN ROCK LOBSTER Award
Given to the only player to lose to the the One Win player

Brandon (Braggadocios)

Lost to Michael in Week 5

The I LOVE GOOOOOLD Award
Given to the player with the most Quality Week Medal points (3 for Gold, 2 for Silver, 1 for Bronze)

Brent (BB Cannons)8 pts

The LOSERS BRACKET Award
Given to the player that really should have a much better record

Michael (Minotaurs)1-6

Michael has had 6 or more correct picks in five of the seven weeks of the 2017 season, and is t-9th in the league in pick accuracy, yet sits at the league’s worst record of 1-6.

The 1st HALF TOP PLAYER Award
Top Player of the First Half of the Season

Brent (BB Cannons)

Brent is one win removed from the best record (Kevin, 6-1) and one pick removed from the best accuracy (Rachel, 60.0%). His Quality Week Gold Medal narrowly puts him ahead at the midway point.

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