By the Pricking of my Thumbs, The Week 10 Write Up This Way Comes!

All’s Well That Ends Well for the Reremice in this low-scoring win over the Lychnobites. The win keeps them in the hunt at 6-4. RYAN WINS, 8-0

The JeStErS give their fans the win, saying “As You Like It” with the blowout over the home Vapulaters. JASON WINS, 38-5

The Baboons travel to the cold little Hamlet of the Minotaurs, and simply outplay the home team, Measure For Measure. BERKENBILE WINS, 18-6

It certainly wasn’t pretty. It’s probably more fitting to call this overtime Adam Bombs victory a Comedy of Errors, given all the turnovers. But a win’s a win. ADAM WINS, 22-21

Newly upgraded QB, Titus Andrewnicus, was unable to get the W in its first start of 2019. Rachel gets a much needed bounce-back win. RACHEL WINS, 19-6

Love’s Labor’s will be Lost if the Cari Bous can’t correct course after falling to a tie for 3rd in the division after dropping two straight. BRANDON WINS, 29-14

It feels like this was the Twelfth Night since the BB Cannons last won a game. They get another L, this time at the hands of the Jaws-of-Life. JERRY WINS, 18-9

The Cutthroats and the Killcows are the Phoenix and Turtle of the NPL – one is rising from the ashes of the Oracle Division with a three game winning streak, while the other is slowly moving into last place. KEVIN WINS, 28-14

Steven bounces back, getting a much-needed win in this Winter’s Tale, with the unexpected snow storm making Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg’s kicking duties much tougher than usual. STEVEN WINS, 36-13

It was a Taming of the Shrew for the Jellyfish of Emily, as they grind DaVena’s three game win-streak to a crashing hault. JENNIFER WINS, 27-6

NPL Title Belt Match!

Two Noble Kinsmen walk into the NPL Title Belt Match hoping to come away with the hardware, but it was Chris that once again defends the title and retains the best fashion accessory in the league. CHRIS WINS, 36-15

Ethan Ebow’s much-televised interview guaranteeing a bounce-back win turned out to be Much Ado About Nothing. LACI WINS, 9-0

With an unexpected Tempest rolling through town, the passing game of the Tichorrhines was blown away in the winds and rain. The ground game of the Zeros was more than enough for the win. KELLY WINS, 38-5

It was a Romeo and Juliet performance in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME, with the Javelineers appearing to commit suicide by fumbling at the goal line with 0:41 left in overtime, while down two points. But, apparently the Martians were in on the suicide pact, as they fumbled the snap on a kneel down to ice the game, only for the scoop-and-score from the Javs’ defense to completely swing things from one team to the other. JOSH WINS, 31-26