By the Pricking of my Thumbs, The Week 10 Write Up This Way Comes!

by Evee Bubblebutt

November 20, 2019


NPL Week Ten – Results!

To be or not to be, that is the question. It’s the Week 10 write-up, Shakespeare style!

Ryan

vs

Lauren

All’s Well That Ends Well for the Reremice in this low-scoring win over the Lychnobites. The win keeps them in the hunt at 6-4. RYAN WINS, 8-0

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Ryan46248
Lauren3790

Jason

vs

Vince

The JeStErS give their fans the win, saying “As You Like It” with the blowout over the home Vapulaters. JASON WINS, 38-5

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Jason73238
Vince4655

Berkenbile

vs

Michael

The Baboons travel to the cold little Hamlet of the Minotaurs, and simply outplay the home team, Measure For Measure. BERKENBILE WINS, 18-6

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Berkenbile55618
Michael4696

Ricky

vs

Adam

It certainly wasn’t pretty. It’s probably more fitting to call this overtime Adam Bombs victory a Comedy of Errors, given all the turnovers. But a win’s a win. ADAM WINS, 22-21

Game decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker!
CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Ricky461621
Adam461522

Rachel

vs

Andrew

Newly upgraded QB, Titus Andrewnicus, was unable to get the W in its first start of 2019. Rachel gets a much needed bounce-back win. RACHEL WINS, 19-6

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Rachel551219
Andrew4696

Brandon

vs

Cari

Love’s Labor’s will be Lost if the Cari Bous can’t correct course after falling to a tie for 3rd in the division after dropping two straight. BRANDON WINS, 29-14

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Brandon64229
Cari55714

Brent

vs

Jerry

It feels like this was the Twelfth Night since the BB Cannons last won a game. They get another L, this time at the hands of the Jaws-of-Life. JERRY WINS, 18-9

Game decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker!
CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Brent46129
Jerry46318

Corey

vs

Kevin

The Cutthroats and the Killcows are the Phoenix and Turtle of the NPL – one is rising from the ashes of the Oracle Division with a three game winning streak, while the other is slowly moving into last place. KEVIN WINS, 28-14

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Corey55614
Kevin64928

Steven

vs

Joel

Steven bounces back, getting a much-needed win in this Winter’s Tale, with the unexpected snow storm making Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg’s kicking duties much tougher than usual. STEVEN WINS, 36-13

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Steven73836
Joel55913

DaVena

vs

Jennifer

It was a Taming of the Shrew for the Jellyfish of Emily, as they grind DaVena’s three game win-streak to a crashing hault. JENNIFER WINS, 27-6

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
DaVena4666
Jennifer64927

Chris

vs

LeScoot

NPL Title Belt Match!

Two Noble Kinsmen walk into the NPL Title Belt Match hoping to come away with the hardware, but it was Chris that once again defends the title and retains the best fashion accessory in the league. CHRIS WINS, 36-15

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Chris731436
LeScoot551315

Laci

vs

Ethan

Ethan Ebow’s much-televised interview guaranteeing a bounce-back win turned out to be Much Ado About Nothing. LACI WINS, 9-0

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Laci4689
Ethan3770

Kelly

vs

Travis

With an unexpected Tempest rolling through town, the passing game of the Tichorrhines was blown away in the winds and rain. The ground game of the Zeros was more than enough for the win. KELLY WINS, 38-5

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Kelly732838
Travis4655

Josh

vs

Miranda

It was a Romeo and Juliet performance in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME, with the Javelineers appearing to commit suicide by fumbling at the goal line with 0:41 left in overtime, while down two points. But, apparently the Martians were in on the suicide pact, as they fumbled the snap on a kneel down to ice the game, only for the scoop-and-score from the Javs’ defense to completely swing things from one team to the other. JOSH WINS, 31-26

Game decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker!
CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Josh64231
Miranda64726

Player of the Week

Jason JeStErS

Jason JeStErS

Correct: 7, Incorrect: 3, MM off by: 2

Solo Soothsayer

Lonesome Loser

Monday Magician

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