Ghost Cheerleaders Have Spirit and Vampire Puns Suck!

Joshtin Stubbert, rookie QB for the Stab-lineers, took the field once again. This time, he was dropping boo-tiful dimes down field all game long, en route to a nice bounce-back win. JOSH WINS, 38-23

It was a “Wand and Broom” giveaway for the La-boo-rphiles for this home game, and it was a good thing they handed those out. The brooms in particular made it much easier to clean the stands and wipe away the crap they saw on the field from their team. BERKENBILE WINS, 29-15

It was a nightmare on Michael’s street, as the Tichorrhines slashed through their defense on their way to a big win and their best showing on offense this year. TRAVIS WINS, 38-21

The stands may as well have been filled with ghosts, with all the boos that echoed throughout the stadium after Kelly dropped this heartbreaker in OT to the JeStErS. JASON WINS, 31-30

Jennifer Jellyfish RB, Jonny Jellman, chose the wrong week to hold out for a better contract, twatting “Witch better have my money!” to his 1.3 million followers. The GM chose to ghost him, which did not pay off. RICKY WINS, 26-13

The Evil Entities struggled at first, but were having a gourd time once the bonus period rolled around. Once they figured out how to get their offense rolling, it was “Boo, Felicia!” for the Vapulaters. ETHAN WINS, 44-23

The Martians took this one very seriously, giving the impression that all 53 players on the roster had resting witch face. They needed the overtime period to bury the Lychnobites alive in this one. MIRANDA WINS, 24-17

As the fans would say in Mattown, MA, these guys are “Wicked awesome!”. They get a big win over the reeling Wrecking Balls here. MATT WINS, 26-12

In the Battle of the Better Than Their Records, it’s the Cannibals that come away with the full size candy bar that is the NPL victory. CHRIS WINS, 19-16

The Juggernauts bravely face their fears and exorcise the Braggadocios to hand them their first loss of the 2020 NPL season. JOEL WINS, 34-21

The Adam Boo-mbs take on the home team Sausages, looking to haunt their way to a victory. But Steven was creepin’ it real and told those witches to bow down. STEVEN WINS, 36-21

The Boo Tits and the Bonghosts demonstrated scary offensive efficiency in this spooktacular match-up. When the dead finally rose, it was Brian that came away with the win. BRIAN WINS, 35-21

NPL Title Belt Match!

The Jaws-of-Life trick-or-treat themselves to yet another W on the 2020 campaign, this one over the Boo-llerinas, officially outlasting the rest of the league to remain undefeated. JERRY WINS, 38-21

The BooBoo Cannons go on the road and predictably demolish the Paranormal Abact-ivities, who now have the second longest streak in the NPL – just in the wrong column. BRENT WINS, 35-15

Safeties are a ghoul’s best friend, and that was all the Boos could manage over the Thrillcows offense, as they otherwise tormented the Boos defenders for the duration. KEVIN WINS, 26-4

The Fearmice offense got a little batty in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime, rolling out an all-WR backfield several times to try to spook the Androids defense into making mistakes. And unboolievalby, it worked! RYAN WINS, 36-13