The Labeorphiles Continue Their Domination!
NPL Week 3 – Results!
The Ballerinas get shut out on the road! The Adam Bombs blow up! The Minotaurs survive the Bongos! It’s the NPL, Week Three!
The Jellyfish Stun The Ballerinas in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!
NPL Week Two – Results!
The Coin Tossers snag their first ever victory in the NPL! The Labeorphiles put the rest of the league on notice! The Martians go off the top rope to claim the NPL Title Belt! It’s the NPL, Week Two!
Rachel Hosts Sam in Seer Cup Rematch
NPL Week One – Results!
Josh Von Joshershire stumbles in head coaching debut! The BB Cannons lash out in all directions, like an octopus playing the drums, in their big week one victory! The entire Mystic Division are losers! It’s the NPL, Week One!
The Rachel Wrecking Balls Win the 2021 Seer Cup!
NPL Playoffs – The Seer Cup
The Seer Cup, a 141 year old tradition that started on the coast of Norway in a small fishing village, was originally an elaborate dodge-ball game with teams of fifty squaring off in the public square. The game evolved into modern day football, but the trophy – a large silver goblet filled with fish and gravy – remains to this day, sans the fish and gravy. 140 times the Seer Cup has switched hands and 140 hearts have been broken attempting to grasp that elusive trophy.
As tradition dictates, the 141st Seer Cup is once again played in the small, coastal city rich in Norwegian heritage: Stubbtown, WA.
The Wrecking Balls Cruise to the Seer Cup With Decisive Win Over the Bongos!
2021 NPL Playoffs – Conference Championships
The Bette Blue Tits clash against the Samuel Sackbuts in the Soothsayer Conference Championships, pitting their red hot offenses against each other (not literally, they play the opposing team’s defenses technically) for a chance to hoist the Seer Cup! The Bongos make their first playoff appearance a memorable one and go all the way to the Conference Championship to face the Wrecking Balls in their annual playoff appearance. Winners move on to the Seer Cup! Losers move on to heavy drug use to recover from horrific injuries! It’s the NPL Conference Championships!