Laci and Travis are the Only Teams That Did Not Suck This Week!

by Skip Brainless

October 19, 2017

NPL 2017 – Week 6 Write Up!

Ryan continues their downward spiral, Josh sneaks by Vince in overtime, and the JeSteRs successfully defend the NPL Title Belt against Michael!

Ryan

vs

Lauren

The Reremice are struggling more than a pirate with two hook hands trying to fill up water balloons! LAUREN WINS, 26-12

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Ryan191912
Lauren282026
Josh

vs

Vince

The Javelineers rally in overtime to sneak one away from the Vapulaters on the road. JOSH WINS, 30-25

Game decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker!
CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Josh461930
Vince462425
Jason

vs

Michael

NPL Title Belt Match!

The JeStErS upset Michael’s second attempt at claiming the NPL Title Belt, narrowly escaping with an overtime victory. JASON WINS, 19-12

Game decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker!
CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Jason37919
Michael371612
DaVena

vs

Brent

DaVena stinks up the joint, but that’s nothing that the BB Cannons aren’t used to, since their stadium is frequently used as a horse track and slaughterhouse in the off season. BRENT WINS, 9-0

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
DaVena1950
Brent46169
Cari

vs

Adam

The ‘Bous were bad, but now they’re good? It’s hard to say, but they top the division leading A-Bombs here on the road to claim a big divisional win. CARI WINS, 16-3

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Cari372316
Adam2843
Jerry

vs

LeScoot

The LeScavengers had a decent week compared to most offenses, but settled for three redzone field goals in the win. LeSCOOT WINS, 9-0

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Jerry28110
LeScoot46309
Ricky

vs

Brandon

Ricky claims the biggest win of the week, dropping an 18-0 shutout on the Braggadocios. Ricky Mean was absent from the game for his criminal trial for illegal possession of an exotic species of bird. RICKY WINS, 18-0

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Ricky551318
Brandon2840
Jennifer

vs

Chris

The Cannibals get bested by the visiting Jellyfish whose triple option offense finally sees all QBs on the roster not leave the game with injuries. JENNIFER WINS, 11-0

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Jennifer462311
Chris19160
Joel

vs

Corey

Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg goes 6-for-6 to lead the charge of the Juggernauts in a big divisional win over the Cutthroats. JOEL WINS, 25-10

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Joel281925
Corey19610
Kevin

vs

Steven

The Killcows didn’t have much confidence in this outcome, down 12-0 at the end of the 3rd quarter. But thanks to just the most hilarious, repeated mistakes by the Sausages, they escape with the win. KEVIN WINS, 26-12

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Kevin281526
Steven192812
Berkenbile

vs

Miranda

Miranda nearly got blanked at home by the visiting Baboons, but were able to send a field goal through the uprights with 0:18 left in the game to keep the goose egg off the board. BERKENBILE WINS, 26-3

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Berkenbile371526
Miranda19163
Laci

vs

Travis

The Labeorphiles and the Tichorrhines were the lone bright spots on offense in the league this week, both amassing 450+ yards in the effort. But is that because they figured it out or because they played awful defenses? LACI WINS, 47-21

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Laci821547
Travis641221
Rachel

vs

Andrew

It was a high scoring affair in this one as Rachel tops Andrew with a 9-0 victory in the shutout. This would clearly demoralize the Androids if they were capable of such foolish human emotions. RACHEL WINS, 9-0

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Rachel46119
Andrew28260
Ethan

vs

Kelly

Somehow the Evil Entities avoided overtime, but they still managed to look awful on the primetime stage. Kudos to Kelly, however, for doing one better and looking even worse in the Game of the Week. ETHAN WINS, 10-0

CorrectIncorrectMM Off ByScore
Ethan46510
Kelly37200

Player of the Week

Laci Labeorphiles

Laci Labeorphiles

Correct: 8, Incorrect: 2, MM off by: 15

Solo Soothsayer

Lonesome Loser

Monday Magician

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  • the_commish says:

    Notes: Laci wins a SUPREME SOLO SOOTHSAYER for picking Miami to defeat Atlanta!

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