LeScoot Flirts With Perfection!

NPL Title Belt Match!

The Javelineers keep rolling, improving to 6-1 at the turn, thanks to JDIII’s fantastic scrambling ability – he’s been making breakfast each morning, and scrambled eggs are the number one request! The Title Belt stays with Josh! JOSH WINS, 38-15

The JeStErS dominate the visiting Reremice here, pummeling Ryan with such force the shockwaves were felt in the 8th row. JASON WINS, 45-0

The Baboons keep on winning, joining the JeStErS as the new blood at the top of the Prophet Division. Michael played a good game, signs of an improving offense, but it was not enough in this one. BERKENBILE WINS, 35-22

The BB Cannons host the out-of-conference visitors in Travis and welcome them to Soothsayer football with a hearty beatdown. That’s how it’s done up north. BRENT WINS, 44-15

The Braggadocios get a late surge thanks to some questionable officiating that leads to two controversial touchdowns. The league office that would normally review and overturn such terrible calls was out of office for a team building exercise. BRANDON WINS, 36-22

Jerry and Ricky traded blows throughout the game, but settled on a 43-43 tie that pushed them into overtime. Jerry then continued to pour it on in the bonus period. JERRY WINS, 62-43

No team played better than the LeScoot LeScavengers this week, who collected 500 yards of offense, scoring touchdowns on 9 consecutive drives to start the game. They left one point on the board on a blocked PAT. Even Cari has to respect that performance. LeSCOOT WINS, 62-22

DaVena wins another one, moving to 7-0 on the year. We had to go to the NPL Statistical Study Bureau for this next bit, but according to them, if DaVena keeps this up, they may end up 14-0. DAVENA WINS, 35-21

The Jellyfish get a big win here, shutting out the home team Cannibals. Chris falls to 2-5 on the year, in a 3-way tie with Kevin and Joel in the “What the heck happened to these teams?” sub-division of the Oracle Division. JENNIFER WINS, 26-0

There were doubts coming in that Ethan Ebow would be able to lead this team again, and those doubts were mostly validated after the 0-0 first half score following 4 interceptions. But, back-up QB, Eli Ethanning, did marginally better in the 45 point 3rd quarter. Ebow closed out the game from there. ETHAN WINS, 45-0

Steven gets a big win out-of-conference, visiting the Vapulaters. The win puts them in a tie for 2nd in the division at the midway point, which is exciting if you’re only going to pay attention to the mid-season break. STEVEN WINS, 44-23

Rachel is consistent, if anything: win, loss, win, loss, win, loss to start the year 3-3. Lucky for the Wrecking Balls, they continue the pattern and pick up a win on the road against the Androids. RACHEL WINS, 65-56

The Zeros keep the good times going, getting another high-scoring win, this time on the road against the Martians. They extend their win streak to 5 in a row, and sit at the top of the division despite their 0-2 start. What a turn around! KELLY WINS, 47-31

The Cutthroats and Juggernauts spill into overtime in the Game of the Week – something that every east coast fan wants, football played after midnight. The game goes to Corey in OT. COREY WINS, 30-25