And in the streets the Berkenbile fans screamed, the DaVena fans cried, and the Cari Bous fans dreamed!

A long long time ago, the Javs can still remember how winning used to make them smile. BERKENBILE WINS, 35-21

Michael knew if they had their chance, they could do an endzone dance, and maybe their fans would be happy for a while. MICHAEL WINS, 19-0

February makes Vince fans shiver, with every loss they’d deliver. Bad news on the doorstep, toward the playoffs the Vapulaters will not take one more step. RYAN WINS, 46-30

I can’t remember if I cried when I read about the Adam Bombs’ wounded pride after losing a close one like this. KEVIN WINS, 44-32

Something touched me deep inside the day Brent’s playoff hopes died. RIP. LeSCOOT WINS, 46-33

Bye, bye Jerry Jaws-of-Life. Drove their first place Chevy to the levee but Brandon drained that motherfucker. BRANDON WINS, 29-14

And them Cari Bous fans were drinking whiskey and rye, singin’ “This’ll be the day that I die”, after Cari drops their 4th straight. RICKY WINS, 35-24

The Cannibals write the Book of Runs and they have faith in the OC above, as the playbook tells them so. CHRIS WINS, 45-30

Steven believes in rock and roll. But can a late season win save their mortal souls? STEVEN WINS, 45-12

Well, I know Juggernauts fans are in love with him after Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg spent some time in the gym. He kicked off both of his shoes (for some barefoot field goals). Man, those feet are all sorts of blacks and blues. JOEL WINS, 36-14

Ethan Ebow was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck, with a pink carnation and a pickup truck, the last time he was on a first place team. LAUREN WINS, 53-23

NPL Title Belt Match!

Now, for it feels like for ten years Rachel has been on their own at the top of the Augur Division. And moss grows fat on a Wrecking Ball. The Martians defend their Title Belt! MIRANDA WINS, 56-40.

Helter skelter in a November swelter, the Zeros punt flew off with a fallout shelter – eight miles high and falling fast. It landed hard on the grass, then the Androids tried for a forward pass. That’s illegal. KELLY WINS, 27-5

The Labeorphiles fans have been singing the blues, and were ready for some happy news, but Travis just smiled and turned away. They marched down down for another score, where they’ve scored a bunch in years before. But being the away team, the music wouldn’t play. Whatever, they still get the win in PRIIIIIME TIIIIIME! TRAVIS WINS, 29-6