The Micropolitans Go MEGApolitans in a Big Blowout Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime Win!

Getting down to crunch time and the Reremice get a timely win, doubling up the Baboons. Victory is owed, in part, to Reremice personnel rigging the visiting locker room with a series booby traps right out of Home Alone before halftime.

RYAN WINS, 44-21

The Javelineers are starting to heat up at just the right time. They complete the season sweep over the visiting Minotaurs and position themselves nicely for a shot at the postseason.

JOSH WINS, 35-13

The Sackbuts needed a big win to stay in the hunt and they get that here, bullying the placeholder Coin Tossers on their way to a 31 point victory.

SAMUEL WINS, 36-5

The Jaws-of-Life complete the season sweep over division rival, Ricky. They needed the bonus period this time around, but mostly because the AirBnB’s they rented for after the game had been double booked and they needed the extra time to find another place to stay.

JERRY WINS, 39-30

The BB Cannons didn’t need any favors to stay in the playoff hunt, but that didn’t prevent the Cari Bous from displaying their generous spirit. They gift a win to Brent here.

BRENT WINS, 27-0

The Blue Tits are the favorites as of now to take the division and they get a big win over the LeScavengers, who missed their bus to the stadium and showed up 16 minutes after kickoff.

BETTE WINS, 46-15

The Braggadocios spoil the late season effort of the Adam Bombs, handing them a big loss when they’re clawing their way toward the division lead. Will the A-Bombs recover from this one?

BRANDON WINS, 38-21

NPL Title Belt Match!

The Zeros shoot down the Wrecking Balls with a late season victory and finish with an even 3-3 record in the division, splitting every series with their division rivals. And they get to hang on to the NPL Title Belt for one more week! Nice!

KELLY WINS, 37-24

The Evil Entities clinched the division championship a while ago, so one would assume that they’d take the foot off the gas here a little later in the season. But those fucks have no chill. They crush the Martians for the W.

ETHAN WINS, 27-14

The Labeorphiles pull no punches and walk away with a hard fought victory over the Tichorrhines, keeping them in the hunt for the Auspex Division championship.

LACI WINS, 18-7

The Cutthroats got a bit more of the Androids than they were expecting on this road victory. Still, they hold off the home team and position themselves nicely for the postseason.

COREY WINS, 38-24

The Juggernauts are fighting and scraping their way to one of the top records in the league, but it still might not be enough. Their division leader, the Brian Bongos, are matching them step for step. They get a blowout victory over the struggling Sausages here.

JOEL WINS, 36-14

The Cannibals can’t put it together at the right time, getting some big wins here, but suffering big losses, as they do here to the current #1 seed in the Clairvoyant Conference.

BRIAN WINS, 46-13

The Abactors won’t let anyone spoil their quest for the post-season. They get a solid challenge from the incoming Jellyfish, but still manage to pull away in the second half for the two score victory.

AXELL WINS, 47-32

The Killcows are doing their best to maintain their precarious grasp on the Sage Division lead. The Ballerinas pushed this one to overtime, where the Killcows went into lockdown mode, allowing only a field goal.

KEVIN WINS, 28-25

The Micropolitans are fighting for their second division championship banner in their third season in the NPL. They use PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME to show their might by blowing out the hometeam. Vapulaters? More like, “crap you laters”, amiright?

MATT WINS, 29-0