Andrew Androids Tight End Retires

by Eleanor Crosby

September 28, 2016

AE-16623-T’s primary operational protocol has been functioning as tight end for the Androids for the last four years. After three games into the 2016 season, the towering droid has decided to retire. AE-16623-T cited his taking care of its servo actuators as well as its central processors before the violent NPL game renders them obsolete.
Said AE-16623-T: “01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01101001 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100.”


AE-16623-T was the leading receiver for the Androids in the past three seasons, averaging 84 receptions and 1,141 yards receiving. It had a career best 16 touchdowns last season despite missing three games with wiring issues.
Quarterback AE-19299-R said this of losing his best target: “01001111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110010 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01101001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100101 01110100.”

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