The Minotaurs Are Free Fallin’ Like Tom Petty With An Anvil Parachute
NPL Week Five – Results!
The A-Bombs are a dud, the Killcows get bullied, the Baboons get knocked off their high horse, the Ballerinas lose an important part of their wardrobe, and the Bous start to look like a real threat!
The JeStErS Never Fail to Entertain the Court!
NPL Week Four – Results!
A bunch of losers lose to the same teams that beat them already! The Jellyfish of Emily start heating up with their second win in a row! The Androids pull a no-show and still almost claim the overtime victory! And the DaVena Ballerinas look to get their hands on the NPL Title Belt in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME!
Ethan Wins Because His Opponent Doesn’t Show!
NPL Week Three – Results!
JDIII proves he is both the best and the worst QB in the NPL, the Emily fans supporting the Jellyfish get their first victory, the Cutthroats require little effort to defend the Title Belt, and the Jaws of Life host the LeScavengers in Prime Time!
Everyone Is Either 1st, 2nd, or 7th In Their Division!
NPL Week Two – Results!
The Jaws-of-Life look to spoil the new look debut of the Minotaurs, as Ethan and Rachel combine for over 100 points, while Steven puts the Title Belt on the line at home during their Seer Cup celebration, and the Reremice and JeStErS duke it out in Prime Time!
The Sausages Divide the Zeros to Open 2019!
NPL Week One – Results!
After an off-season to let the rage ferment, the Braggadocios go on the Seer Cup Loss Revenge Tour, and the Jennifer Jellyfish of Emily try to impress their new home crowd, while the offensive prowess of the best divisions in the NPL are on display as all 14 Prophet and Oracle Division teams top 30 points!