Seer Cup Rematch for the NPL Title Belt!
NPL Week One – Results!
The expansion Abactors, Micropolitans, and Bongos all look to survive their first week in NPL: Apocalypse Now, while the oldest expansions brace for impact as Bette makes their triumphant return to the league. Fires, empty stadiums, and fans dropping dead of disease. This time it’s not just a Brent BB Cannons tailgating experience. It’s the NPL in 2020!
Bonus Play As Two Divisional Playoff Games Go To Overtime!
2019 NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round Write-Up
The 7-7 Rachel Wrecking Balls look to upset the top seed Chris Cannibals, while Kevin takes on the marvelous Martians in the Clairvoyant Conference. Over in the Soothsayer Conference, two division rivalries in play as the the Berkenbile Baboons try to withstand the punishing Josh Javelineers offense and the Brandon Braggadocios try to avoid the crushing grasp of the Jerry Jaws-of-Life.
Can Rachel Thrive in an Underdog Role?
2019 NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round Write-Up
The worst teams of the playoffs play the second worst teams of the playoffs! Who will be worst? Will it be the 1st Worst or the 2nd Worst of each game? Who will be one-and-done? Who will be one-and-won-then-done next weekend?
2019 NPL Season Awards!
It’s over! The 2019 regular season has come to a close! That means, like all industries, we get to put on our black ties, evening gowns, roll out the red carpet, and pat each other on the back for nominating and selecting ourselves for awards! Isn’t it fun? Here we go, folks!
It’s Over!
NPL Week Fourteen – Results!
The 2019 regular season has come to a close. The dust settles, sending 12 teams to the postseason to fight for the legendary Seer Cup trophy – currently polished and on display with the defending champion Steven Sausages. Miranda takes the Title Belt into the postseason. Ricky lives up to the Golden Rock Lobster title, with the fewest wins on the year once again. The Braggadocios ride high on an 8-game winning streak. And now the fun begins!