Can the Adam Bombs Blow Up Kevin’s 4-0 Record?

by Evee Bubblebutt

October 21, 2020

NPL Week 5 – RESULTS!

Travis continues to suck but somehow win! The Braggadocios have been ironically quiet about their hot start! The Jaws of Life are pissing everyone off, on par for their brand! And the JeStErS continue to bully every defense they face in the NPL!

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The Blue Tits Embarrass the Javs in Prime Time!

by Evee Bubblebutt

October 6, 2020

NPL Week Four – RESULTS!

Some teams try to stay unbeaten while others try to get their first win of the season! Other teams try offensive things and their opponents try to stop them with defensive things! Touchdowns! Field goals! Social distancing! It’s the NPL in Week 4!

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The Jaws-of-Life Continue Their Impressive Streak

by Evee Bubblebutt

NPL Week Three – RESULTS!

There’s a QB controversy brewing in Ethansville, while the Cannibals are left feeling all alone in a conference-wide cellar. The JeStErS continue their hot offense and non-existent defense, while the Killcows continue to roll. It’s the NPL, Week Three!

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Berkenbile Outlasts Michael in the annual Mike Drop Rivalry

by Evee Bubblebutt

September 28, 2020

NPL Week Two – Results!

The Seer Cup hangover continues for the Chris Cannibals against an impressive Brian Bongos squad, while the Jerry Jaws-of-Life are still drunk on victory facing the Rock Lobsters for the Title Belt. The Abactors are given a warm welcome to the all-new Sage Division in a Prime Time beat down from Kevin in the Game of the Week!

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Seer Cup Rematch for the NPL Title Belt!

by Evee Bubblebutt

September 17, 2020

NPL Week One – Results!

The expansion Abactors, Micropolitans, and Bongos all look to survive their first week in NPL: Apocalypse Now, while the oldest expansions brace for impact as Bette makes their triumphant return to the league. Fires, empty stadiums, and fans dropping dead of disease. This time it’s not just a Brent BB Cannons tailgating experience. It’s the NPL in 2020!

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