I Wish God Were Alive To See This
NPL Week 9 – Results!
Look, Marge, you don’t know what it’s like. I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order! The whole freakin’ system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth! You can’t handle the truth! ‘Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do!
Forget it, Marge, it’s the NPL Write Up: Homer Simpson style!
Remember… The Force Will Be With You. Always.
NPL Week 8 – Results!
I think that’s how it is with write-ups. You don’t always understand them, but when they are gone, you miss them. And you suddenly realize how urgent it is that you get another one typed up real fast.
It’s the NPL Write-Up, Obi-Wan Kenobi style!
The Wise Speak Only of What They Know
NPL Week 7 – Results!
Deserve it! I daresay you do. Many that play in the NPL deserve write-ups. And some that don’t deserve death. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
It’s the NPL Write-up, from the wise words of Gandalf!
Passing. Sideline. Caught. No Flags.
NPL Week 6 – Results!
Why do a write-up when you can just use the commentary from the broadcasts? Here’s the NPL in Week 6, as brought to you by some iconic play-by-play!
They Called Me A Madman and What I Predicted Came to Pass
NPL Week 5 – Results!
Going to the write-up hungry? Scrolling for jokes? The NPL was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The teams have known nothing but picks and badges. It’s a paradise.
It’s the NPL Write-Up, Thanos style!