The Wrecking Balls Knock Down Brent’s Walls

The Javs do love them some drama. After scoring their final touchdown of the day, with 0:18 left on the game clock, the Javelineers opted for the 2-pt conversion win instead of going to a second overtime period. The balls. Balls don’t lie.

JOSH WINS, 27-26

Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg missed this one on an ambassador trip to Equatorial Guinea. The Minotaurs took full advantage of that, watching four of Joel’s field goal attempts miss the mark, marking the difference in this one.

MICHAEL WINS, 40-35

The Sausages gave up a late touchdown on blown coverage late in overtime, but responded by marching 60 yards downfield on a quick passing attack. They booted through the game winner with five seconds left in the game to take this one away from the home Reremice.

STEVEN WINS, 28-25

The Ballerinas didn’t need to put forth much of an effort in this one. They let the Eruption blow up on their own and waltzed around them into the endzone for the easy victory.

DAVENA WINS, 20-0

Yikes. The Micropolitans keep sliding further into the cellar. They drop their fifth straight here. But it’s not all bad news. Their loss helped Kevin get to a three game winning streak. I didn’t say it was good news for Matt.

KEVIN WINS, 35-23

An offensive showcase in the second half gives the Sackbuts a little break in the storm, ending their three game slide with a big win. On the other sideline, the Abactors, having started the season with six straight victories, watch a second straight get away from them.

SAMUEL WINS, 38-21

The Jellyfish are doing their best to hang in a tight race in the Sage division. They bounce back from a loss last week to put an end to Vince’s three game winning streak.

JENNIFER WINS, 38-12

After a 5-0 start to the year, the Blue Tits have been in a bit of a skid. But they correct course with a nice overtime victory in this one, handing Corey their second straight L.

BETTE WINS, 22-19

It’s been a rough go for the LeScavengers this season but the last two weeks have shown promise. After starting the season 0-6, they’ve put on some good shows in the recent weeks, including this dominant win over the visiting Labeorphiles. That’s two in a row for LeScoot!

LeSCOOT WINS, 47-24

After getting the blue screen of death from Ricky in Week 5, the Androids have bounced back nicely, improving to 7-1 with this road victory over the Bombs.

ANDREW WINS, 28-12

The Tichorrhines have another rough outing, getting only three points from their offensive efforts in this blowout loss. This marks their second three game losing streak in their past seven games, which is something.

BRANDON WINS, 46-5

With so many saying “Fuck Jerry!” or “Fuck Ethan!” and both teams coming into this one at 2-5 on the year, the obvious title for this match-up isn’t “The Suck Bowl”, but “The Fuck Bowl”. And for the fans, nobody is a winner. What a shit show.

JERRY WINS, 36-21

NPL Title Belt Match!

The BB Cannons have been riding high, but nothing lifts a team higher than beating Ethan. That’s what Rachel did last week and they rode that energy into this NPL Title Belt match-up. And wouldn’t you know it, they pull off the huge upset, giving Brent their first L of the year!

RACHEL WINS, 36-24

The Rock Lobsters avoid the losing streak with this overtime win, and return to their winning ways, improving to 6-2 on the season. The Zeroes fall to .500 on the year, but are still right there in the Augur division race.

RICKY WINS, 37-28

The Martian invasion hits Cari and thoroughly dismantles the Bous, knocking Cari back to the losing column where they belong. Unfortunately, this win likely won’t save the Martian season, as they improve to just 3-5 on the year.

MIRANDA WINS, 35-0

The Cannibals take advantage of a scheduling conflict in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME, taking the field in the middle of a Didgeridoo Dance tour event at the home team’s stadium. The Baboons didgerididn’t show up at all, so they didgeridon’t get any points in the loss.

CHRIS WINS, 17-0