Remember… The Force Will Be With You. Always.

by Bernard Bagelbite

November 16, 2022

NPL Week 8 – Results!

I think that’s how it is with write-ups. You don’t always understand them, but when they are gone, you miss them. And you suddenly realize how urgent it is that you get another one typed up real fast.

It’s the NPL Write-Up, Obi-Wan Kenobi style!

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The Wise Speak Only of What They Know

by Lisa Largenips

November 4, 2022

NPL Week 7 – Results!

Deserve it! I daresay you do. Many that play in the NPL deserve write-ups. And some that don’t deserve death. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.

It’s the NPL Write-up, from the wise words of Gandalf!

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Passing. Sideline. Caught. No Flags.

by Chester Curlybush

October 28, 2022

NPL Week 6 – Results!

Why do a write-up when you can just use the commentary from the broadcasts? Here’s the NPL in Week 6, as brought to you by some iconic play-by-play!

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They Called Me A Madman and What I Predicted Came to Pass

by Benedict Undersnatch

NPL Week 5 – Results!

Going to the write-up hungry? Scrolling for jokes? The NPL was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The teams have known nothing but picks and badges. It’s a paradise.

It’s the NPL Write-Up, Thanos style!

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Like a Stone, The Javs Continue to Sink

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 20, 2022

NPL Week 4 – Results!

Like a one-trick pony, this writer chose to do the write up in only similes! It’s the NPL, Week Four!

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