The Two Best Records in The Clairvoyant Conference Are Sent Packing in the Divisional Round!

by Benedict Undersnatch

January 15, 2022

2021 NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round

The Divisional Round pits the red hot rookie sensations, the Samuel Sackbuts, against a perennial powerhouse in the Soothsayer Conference! The Bette Blue Tits host their first playoff game in who knows how long (I’m not looking it up)! DaVena puts their conference-best record on the line against the Wrecking Balls! Jennifer puts their conference-best record on the line against the Bongos! (They both have the best record, get off my back!) It’s the 2021 Divisional Playoffs!

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Rest in Peace, Jason

by The Commish

January 12, 2022

On Sunday, the NPL lost a close friend. Jason Danch, the operator of the Jason JeStErS NPL franchise had his life cut suddenly short in an unfortunate and heartbreaking motorcycle accident.

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The Samuel Sackbuts Play to Perfection In Their First Playoff Game!

by Chester Curlybush

December 30, 2021

2021 NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round

It’s the Wild Card Round, where the worst record in the Clairvoyant Conference faces the best record in the Clairvoyant Conference, but the team that’s the home team just might surprise you! Clickbait! It’s the NPL Playoffs, 2021!

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And Just Like That, It Was Gone!

by Skip Brainless

December 15, 2021

NPL Week 14 – Results!

The NPL regular season wraps up with the conclusion of week 14, but for twelve of you fuckers, you’re going on to the playoffs so you’re not done with me yet! For everyone else, thanks for playing again and I’ll talk to you next August unless you want to be friends in real life. Anyone? No one? Alright, well fuck you then. IT’S THE NPL – WEEK 14!

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The Rachel Wrecking Balls Claim Their Third Division Championship in Five Years!

by Stephen A. Smiff

December 9, 2021

NPL Week 13 – Results!

The Wrecking Balls join the Blue Tits as the only outright Division Champions in the NPL, meaning there are six divisions still up for grabs! Holy crap! The Baboons keep themselves alive with a clutch win over the Javs! The Tichorrhines activate Hard Mode by losing in Week 13! The Juggernauts and Bongos decide to wait until next week to see who gets the Oracle Division banner! The Miranda Martians are just happy to be included! It’s the NPL, Week 13!

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