They Called Me A Madman and What I Predicted Came to Pass

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 28, 2022

NPL Week 5 – Results!

Going to the write-up hungry? Scrolling for jokes? The NPL was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The teams have known nothing but picks and badges. It’s a paradise.

It’s the NPL Write-Up, Thanos style!

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Like a Stone, The Javs Continue to Sink

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 20, 2022

NPL Week 4 – Results!

Like a one-trick pony, this writer chose to do the write up in only similes! It’s the NPL, Week Four!

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The Labeorphiles Continue Their Domination!

by Chester Curlybush

October 4, 2022

NPL Week 3 – Results!

The Ballerinas get shut out on the road! The Adam Bombs blow up! The Minotaurs survive the Bongos! It’s the NPL, Week Three!

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The Jellyfish Stun The Ballerinas in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!

by Bernard Bagelbite

September 23, 2022

NPL Week Two – Results!

The Coin Tossers snag their first ever victory in the NPL! The Labeorphiles put the rest of the league on notice! The Martians go off the top rope to claim the NPL Title Belt! It’s the NPL, Week Two!

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Rachel Hosts Sam in Seer Cup Rematch

by Eleanor Crosby

September 15, 2022

NPL Week One – Results!

Josh Von Joshershire stumbles in head coaching debut! The BB Cannons lash out in all directions, like an octopus playing the drums, in their big week one victory! The entire Mystic Division are losers! It’s the NPL, Week One!

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