The Micropolitans win streak goes to nine, but the Martians losing streak goes all the way to eleven!
NPL Week 12 – Results!
Rachel punches their ticket! The Abactors close the gap in a clutch rivalry win! The Laberophiles get a timely bounce back win! Two games separate 4th place from 1st place in five of the eight divisions! It’s the NPL, Week 12!
The Vapulaters haze the hosting LeScavengers in dominant show!
NPL Week 9 – Results!
The Martians start daydreaming about their number one pick! The Micropolitans are the yin to the Martians yang and extend their league-best winning streak to six games! The Rock Lobsters answer the teasing with a rare treat: a win! It’s the NPL, Week 9!
Can Rachel Thrive in an Underdog Role?
2019 NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round Write-Up
The worst teams of the playoffs play the second worst teams of the playoffs! Who will be worst? Will it be the 1st Worst or the 2nd Worst of each game? Who will be one-and-done? Who will be one-and-won-then-done next weekend?
Jennifer Jellyfish Extend Jeff Jenstettler
The Jennifer Jellyfish are looking to build on the success of last season, and one of the key factors that needed addressed this offseason was the extending of veteran QB Jeff Jenstettler. Jenstettler, 30, was among the best last year in passing from the pocket, baking pizza pockets, and eating Hot Pockets without getting the runs. However, at 6’0″, Jenstettler was a frequent victim of the batted ball at the line of scrimmage, ranking 12th in the league in pass deflections.
Bernard Beekannon Tests Positive for Quaaludes
BB Cannons star running back, Bernard Beekannon, has tested positive for the recreational night life drug that once dominated the club scene in the 1970’s. Beekannon faces suspension for the NPL’s drug policy which states, “If you have drugs, bring enough for everyone.”
“I mean… where the hell did he even get those things?,” said kicker Brentleburg McBrentsworth. “I’ve been looking for ages, but they’re pretty much impossible to find. They looked so cool in that DiCaprio movie.”