The Wrecking Balls Cruise to the Seer Cup With Decisive Win Over the Bongos!
2021 NPL Playoffs – Conference Championships
The Bette Blue Tits clash against the Samuel Sackbuts in the Soothsayer Conference Championships, pitting their red hot offenses against each other (not literally, they play the opposing team’s defenses technically) for a chance to hoist the Seer Cup! The Bongos make their first playoff appearance a memorable one and go all the way to the Conference Championship to face the Wrecking Balls in their annual playoff appearance. Winners move on to the Seer Cup! Losers move on to heavy drug use to recover from horrific injuries! It’s the NPL Conference Championships!
The Two Best Records in The Clairvoyant Conference Are Sent Packing in the Divisional Round!
2021 NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round
The Divisional Round pits the red hot rookie sensations, the Samuel Sackbuts, against a perennial powerhouse in the Soothsayer Conference! The Bette Blue Tits host their first playoff game in who knows how long (I’m not looking it up)! DaVena puts their conference-best record on the line against the Wrecking Balls! Jennifer puts their conference-best record on the line against the Bongos! (They both have the best record, get off my back!) It’s the 2021 Divisional Playoffs!
The Samuel Sackbuts Play to Perfection In Their First Playoff Game!
2021 NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round
It’s the Wild Card Round, where the worst record in the Clairvoyant Conference faces the best record in the Clairvoyant Conference, but the team that’s the home team just might surprise you! Clickbait! It’s the NPL Playoffs, 2021!
And Just Like That, It Was Gone!
NPL Week 14 – Results!
The NPL regular season wraps up with the conclusion of week 14, but for twelve of you fuckers, you’re going on to the playoffs so you’re not done with me yet! For everyone else, thanks for playing again and I’ll talk to you next August unless you want to be friends in real life. Anyone? No one? Alright, well fuck you then. IT’S THE NPL – WEEK 14!
The Rachel Wrecking Balls Claim Their Third Division Championship in Five Years!
NPL Week 13 – Results!
The Wrecking Balls join the Blue Tits as the only outright Division Champions in the NPL, meaning there are six divisions still up for grabs! Holy crap! The Baboons keep themselves alive with a clutch win over the Javs! The Tichorrhines activate Hard Mode by losing in Week 13! The Juggernauts and Bongos decide to wait until next week to see who gets the Oracle Division banner! The Miranda Martians are just happy to be included! It’s the NPL, Week 13!