The Wrecking Balls Knock Down Brent’s Walls
NPL Results – Week 8!
LeScoot snags their second victory of the year. The Braggadocios help kill some Tichorrhines. The Ballerinas dance over the corpses of the Eruption. And the Cannibals find little resistance in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiiime
Don’t Waste Your Time on Me, This Write-Ups Already the Voice Inside Your Head
NPL Results – Week 7!
You’re cold with disappointment while I’m drowning in the writing room. Fresh out of ideas and no energy to be creative, we turn to the Shakespeares (yes I pluralized it) of our lifetimes, blink-182, for our write-up inspiration! It’s the Week 7 write-up, blink style!
Vince Breaks the W-L-W-L Pattern!
NPL Results – Week 6!
The Javelineers outlast the frustrated LeScavengers! Corey and Joel put on a Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime offensive showcase! The BB Cannons protect the belt once again! It’s the Week 6 results, A.I. style!
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The Evil Entities Are Heating Up!
NPL Results – Week 5!
The BB Cannons look to stay undefeated to keep that NPL Title Belt! The Bous and the LeScavengers are still on the search for their first wins! The Rock Lobsters continue to surprise! It’s the NPL, Week 5!
The Minotaurs Thrive in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!
NPL Results – Week 4!
The Adam Bombs blow up the undefeated Javelineers season! The Rock Lobsters emerge as one of the favorites in 2023! Brent refuses to let the NPL resize the Title Belt! And the Abactors continue their hot start to the season! It’s the NPL, Week Four!