The Androids Execute the ‘Blowout Win’ Protocol

by Stephen A. Smiff

September 27, 2023

NPL Results – Week 3!

The Eruption are still waiting for signs of volcanic activity! The Blue Tits continue to bully the Foreteller Division! The Evil Entities suck again! Jennifer sneaks into the Win column! Check their IDs! It’s the NPL, Week Three!

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The Bongos Can’t Find the Rhythm So Far This Season!

by Chester Curlybush

September 21, 2023

NPL Week 2 – Results!

The BB Cannons polish the NPL Title Belt again this week! The Reremice cruise to an easy W! The Zeroes dish out a zero to Ethan! Axell barely outlasts the Jellyfish! And the Tichorrhines and Labeorphiles spend some extra time together in priiiiiiime tiiiiiiime! It’s the NPL, Week 2!

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The Abactors Abuse the Competition

by Skip Brainless

September 13, 2023

NPL Week 1 – Results!

The Erik Eruption make their NPL debut, taking on the defending NPL champions! LeScoot lays an egg! The Javelineers make easy work of a division rival! The Augur Division loves overtime! It’s the NPL, Week One!

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Let’s Wrap Up the Regular Season, Baby!

by Bernard Bagelbite

December 15, 2022

NPL Week 14 – Results!

It’s the holiday season, so it’s time to put a bow on the 2022 regular season! Let’s do a season recap for all the teams – you know, like we do every season.

It’s the NPL season end write-up!

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Negative, One Direction is Not Playing Seer Cup Halftime Show

by Eleanor Crosby

NPL Week 13 – Results!

Zeros can’t find the motivation to show up to the stadium, joining a handful of teams in an apparent boycott of the unfair practices of the NPL, namely that the teams that play better are getting all the W’s and that’s just not fun for anyone.

Let’s count’em up, folks! It’s the NPL Write-Up with a very obvious pattern!

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