Can the Androids Compile Another Victory in Their First Post-Season?
NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round
The Ryan Reremice keep the pedal to the floor, putting their unstoppable defense against the top offense of the NPL in the Brandon Braggadocios! The regular season rivalry between Brent and Jerry gets its very first post-season renewal! The Cutthroats try to capture that 2015 magic to stay alive for their second Seer Cup, but the Miranda Martians stand firmly in their way! And the surprise Andrew Androids try to keep the magic alive in their first post-season in franchise history, visiting the perennially okay Kevin Killcows! It’s the NPL Playoffs, Divisional Round!
The Wild Card Round Gets Wild!
NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round
The Javelineers visit the division rival that pulled down their banner and wiped their asses with it. The BB Cannons go on the road to remind a rookie franchise just what suffering is meant to be like as a fresh franchise in this league. The Androids’ programming confuses the slow moving human minds of the Steven Sausages. And the Cutthroats cut loose on the Evil Entities. We’ve got highlights, stats, play-by-play calls, and plenty of alcohol to drown away the end-of-season depression for those players watching at home. It’s the NPL Playoffs, 2020!
The NPL Awards – 2020
For Some, It’s Done – For Others, the Grind Continues!
NPL Week 14 – RESULTS!
Week 14 is in the books, which means it’s time to round out the year with a look back on our NPL Rewind segment. Roll film. We don’t have film? We’re text only? Fuck… I didn’t prepare for this. Let me write something up real quick.
Some Teams Score More Points Than Their Opponents!
NPL Week 13 – RESULTS!
Berkenbile rolls over and exposes their bellies to the Reremice in a display of submission! Ethan and Rachel settle their disputes by smashing bodies together! DaVena doesn’t like to accessorize and is quick to give the NPL Title Belt away! The BB Cannons show the Rock Lobsters a really good time in PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIIME!