Does anyone still want to play?

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 12, 2021

NPL Week 5 – Results!

The NPL sets a new low with NINE teams failing to show up for their games, despite multiple reminders. This more than doubles the previous no-show record. Half of those that did show up are in various states of frustration, having to lose to their opponents, while their division rivals are simply gifted a win. It’s a dark day for the NPL.

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Rachel Beats Ethan Off In Front of Cheering Audience!

by Evee Bubblebutt

NPL Week 4 – Results!

The Prophet Division is still looking for their first winning record! The Ballerinas and Jellyfish look to leave their woeful division in the dust! The Samuel Sackbuts continue to exceed all expectations! Kelly forgets to set their alarm again! It’s Week 4 in the books!

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The Ballerinas and Jellyfish Battle to Remain Undefeated in the Game of the Week

by Bernard Bagelbite

October 5, 2021

NPL Week 3 – Results!

The Mystic Division does not have a single losing record! The Prophet Division does not have a single winning record! Four teams improve to an undefeated 3-0 on the year, while one franchise remains as the only team without a win on the year!

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The Sackbuts Continue Hot Start in their Expansion Season!

by Skip Brainless

September 24, 2021


NPL Week 2 – Results!

The Reremice put the Title Belt on the line against the visiting Vapulaters! The Cari Bous crush the the Braggadocios! The Ballerinas and Jellyfish move atop the Sage Division early, while the Prophet, Oracle, and Auspex divisions all eagerly await their first team with a winning record! It’s the NPL, Week 2!

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The NPL is Back, Baby!

by Evee Bubblebutt

September 15, 2021

NPL Week 1 – Results!

Everyone sucked, except those who didn’t! The JeStErS stun the Androids with a monster offensive showing! The Samuel Sackbuts shine in their NPL debut! The reigning Seer Cup and Title Belt Champion Ryan Reremice welcome the Seer Cup and Title Belt Losers, the Kevin Killcows in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!

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