The Blue Tits Embarrass the Javs in Prime Time!

by Evee Bubblebutt

October 6, 2020

NPL Week Four – RESULTS!

Some teams try to stay unbeaten while others try to get their first win of the season! Other teams try offensive things and their opponents try to stop them with defensive things! Touchdowns! Field goals! Social distancing! It’s the NPL in Week 4!

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The Jaws-of-Life Continue Their Impressive Streak

by Evee Bubblebutt

NPL Week Three – RESULTS!

There’s a QB controversy brewing in Ethansville, while the Cannibals are left feeling all alone in a conference-wide cellar. The JeStErS continue their hot offense and non-existent defense, while the Killcows continue to roll. It’s the NPL, Week Three!

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Berkenbile Outlasts Michael in the annual Mike Drop Rivalry

by Evee Bubblebutt

September 28, 2020

NPL Week Two – Results!

The Seer Cup hangover continues for the Chris Cannibals against an impressive Brian Bongos squad, while the Jerry Jaws-of-Life are still drunk on victory facing the Rock Lobsters for the Title Belt. The Abactors are given a warm welcome to the all-new Sage Division in a Prime Time beat down from Kevin in the Game of the Week!

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Seer Cup Rematch for the NPL Title Belt!

by Evee Bubblebutt

September 17, 2020

NPL Week One – Results!

The expansion Abactors, Micropolitans, and Bongos all look to survive their first week in NPL: Apocalypse Now, while the oldest expansions brace for impact as Bette makes their triumphant return to the league. Fires, empty stadiums, and fans dropping dead of disease. This time it’s not just a Brent BB Cannons tailgating experience. It’s the NPL in 2020!

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Bonus Play As Two Divisional Playoff Games Go To Overtime!

by Eleanor Crosby

December 28, 2019

2019 NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round Write-Up

The 7-7 Rachel Wrecking Balls look to upset the top seed Chris Cannibals, while Kevin takes on the marvelous Martians in the Clairvoyant Conference. Over in the Soothsayer Conference, two division rivalries in play as the the Berkenbile Baboons try to withstand the punishing Josh Javelineers offense and the Brandon Braggadocios try to avoid the crushing grasp of the Jerry Jaws-of-Life.

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