JDIII Puts On MVP Performance in Win

The JeStErS go on the road and pile on the points in an overtime win over the Baboons and their much maligned triple QB offense, “The Triple Q”. JASON WINS, 52-41

JDIII throws for 554 yards and 5 touchdowns, while rushing for 121 yards and two scores in the finest QB performance since Josh Von Joshershire retired two seasons ago. JOSH WINS, 54-23

NPL Title Belt Match!

All good things come to an end. The Title Belt, all but guaranteeing a winning streak, slides into the hands of one of the better teams in the Soothsayer Conference after Ryan wins big on the road. RYAN WINS, 38-6

Adam Ademma, the ageless RB, racks up a season best 221 yards rushing and two touchdowns as the A-Bombs explode for a 21 point victory at Lauren. ADAM WINS, 27-6

L.C. Laciman, rookie TE, nets an impressive 217 yards receiving in a huge win on the road, leading the Labeorphiles to an shutout victory. Laciman, born with two left hands, is the first ambiunidextrous receiver in NPL history. LACI WINS, 26-0

What a finish! After a Hail Mary by the Braggadocios sent the game into overtime at 24-24, the Jerry and Brandon continued to slug it out for the bonus period. Jerry returned the favor. With 0:03 on the clock and down 45-40, QB Jimmy Jerro heaved a 62 yard prayer into the endzone which was tipped multiple times before being ultimately snagged by Chinese success story, WR Jing Jang. JERRY WINS, 46-45

The LeScavengers take advantage of a visiting Cari Bous team to end their three game skid. The Bous dishing out wins to losing teams is now known as the “Cari Boost”. But will it be enough for LeScoot to get back on track and into the playoffs? LeSCOOT WINS, 35-23

The NPL’s hottest winning streak, 8 games, has come to a sudden halt. The Ballerinas take down the Killcows in relative ease, thanks to fine play by the twin receivers Dash and Dart McVena, who combined for 332 yards receiving with two touchdowns apiece. DAVENA WINS, 29-14

Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg goes a perfect 8-for-8 on field goals, all over 45 yards, to help the Juggernauts take down the Sausages on the road. He’s got leg. And he knows how to use it. JOEL WINS, 26-15

It’s a tight race in the Oracle Division, with just 2 games separating 2nd place and 6th place, after the Cutthroats took down the Jellyfish on Sunday. At 4-6, the Cutthroats are still in striking distance. COREY WINS, 47-24

The Tichorrhines go out of the division and on the road to take down the Chris Cannibals. QB James T. Ravis notched 328 yards passing in the win, a contrast to the performance of Christopher Larry Chris-Cristoff, kicker for the Cannibals that went 1-for-6 on field goal attempts. TRAVIS WINS, 36-22

Rachel vs Miranda is one of the few rivalries in the Augur Division that actually delivers. This time, Rachel needs to take Miranda to overtime before barely sneaking away with the win. The rest of the division can learn a lesson about boosting ratings from watching these two teams. RACHEL WINS, 48-43

The Androids were plagued by injuries and showed up late to the game without a doctor’s note, but it mattered not! Ethan Ebow passes for a career best 281 yards en route to a rout (see what I did there?) over Andrew. ETHAN WINS, 45-0

It’s the Game of the Week! The surprising Rock Lobsters, led by RB Rhino Mean’s 192 yards rushing, take down the division leading Brent BB Cannons in prime time. The win moves the Rock Lobsters one game back from first place, but Brent remains on top. RICKY WINS, 46-31