Rachel Extends Winning Streak to 7 Games!

The surging Vapulaters rebound from last week’s loss with a big win over the Minotaurs on the road. Vince has won four of their last five, while Michael drops their 5th loss in their last six games. VINCE WINS, 45-13

The Battle of the Losing Streaks goes to the visiting Lauren Lychnobites, stopping their skid at four games while serving Berkenbile their fourth loss in a row. The Baboons are playing well, considering, but the losing streak this late in the season may be too much to overcome. LAUREN WINS, 46-30

NPL Title Belt Match!

Jason was the beneficiary of the Title Belt Win Streak earlier in the year. Here they fall to the current belt holder, the Ryan Reremice. The Reremice are rolling – this big win is their 5th straight. RYAN WINS, 45-6

It wasn’t the prettiest win for the Wrecking Balls, but they did collect the W to increase their win streak to 7 games to move to 9-2 on the season. The Labeorphiles had won five of their last seven before this contest. RACHEL WINS, 19-5

After ending their three game winning streak last week, the LeScavengers beat up on the Braggadocios to claim their second win in a row. Brandon falls to 2-5 in their last seven contests. LeSCOOT WINS, 38-5

The A-Bombs stun the BB Cannons on the road, taking this game into the bonus period before finally pulling away for the win. Both teams have been back and forth in the win column this season, but the win gives the A-Bombs some much needed breathing room in the race for the division title. ADAM WINS, 48-41

The Cari Bous let the home team Rock Lobsters snag this win in overtime, thanks to some awful clock management. The stadium clock operator kept changing the time to 80:08.5 after each play, causing the Bous offense issues when deciding to line up for the game tying kick in OT. RICKY WINS, 36-33

Steven is without a streak, winning or losing, all year long. And this big win at home helps prevent what would have been a losing streak. The Cutthroats fall to 4-7 on the year following the loss. STEVEN WINS, 37-5

DaVena wins their third straight by giving Chris their third straight loss in this divisional matchup. The Ballerinas improve to 6-5 on the year to keep themselves right in the hunt for the playoffs. DAVENA WINS, 26-12

The Jellyfish may be the top offense in the NPL, but it hasn’t helped them win games in recent weeks. They’ve won one of their last four contests and they run into the meat grinder that is the NPL best 8-2 Kevin Killcows. KEVIN WINS, 38-23

The Javelineers waited until they were in the middle of a playoff race with the Reremice before they lost MVP favorite JDIII to a high ankle sprain. It was very high – it was actually his brain. And it was actually a concussion. I’m just told to report it as an ankle sprain so the league doesn’t face backlash for player safety. ETHAN WINS, 38-13

I think the Androids are trying to tell us something. Or perhaps they’re counting down to the inevitable AI world domination. 3 wins, 3 losses, 2 wins, 2 losses… and one win here. 33221. What happens next? ANDREW WINS, 27-13

The normally dominant Martians are lacking their swagger this season. They’ve lost six of their last seven before claiming this home win over Travis. But at 4-7 on the year, their hopes of sneaking into the playoffs are slowly fading. MIRANDA WINS, 27-14

Well, it wasn’t the Game of the Week we were all hoping to watch. In fact, it was so ugly that at halftime they actually just started broadcasting a color corrected replay of the Adam-Brent match up. It kinda worked. Most NPL fans are drunk by the 4th commercial break. JOEL WINS, 11-0