Stevena Takes Down DaVena In Blowout!

The Baboons continue to roll on offense, throwing 50+ on the struggling Minotaurs. BERKENBILE WINS, 56-22

The Juggernauts and the Cannibals combine for 100+ points in a shootout. Joel Michael Jowell-Jollsberg knocks in 13 field goals, tying his NPL record. CHRIS WINS, 55-52

Josh continues to dominate in the Prophet Division, much to the dismay of division rivals that were counting down the days when Josh Von Joshershire retired. Sophomore QB, JDIII continues to impress. JOSH WINS, 46-31

The Reremice were tired of the headlines calling into question their ability to score, move the ball, manage the clock, or make a decent pie. They answered most of those today. RYAN WINS, 44-0

Brent trounces the Braggadocios in a big win, at one point leading by 42 points. It was the 3rd stringers that gave up 30, and they will be the ones that run at practice. BRENT WINS, 55-0

Ricky gets a few lucky bounces and sneaks by the much better LeScavengers in this close game. RICKY WINS, 56-30

Jerry leads the league in scoring this week, thanks to an impressive number of turnovers in OT by the A-Bombs. JERRY WINS, 63-36

The Ballerinas certainly didn’t apply the “baller” to their performances this week, getting crushed by the home team Sausages. STEVEN WINS, 46-13

Kevin continues to roll in the Oracle Division, improving to a league best 6-1 with a win over the Cutthroats. They may finally be taken seriously. Sorta. KEVIN WINS, 28-14

Ethan does what Ethan does: play *okay* and get the win. Thankfully Travis shit the bed like a lactose intolerant toddler after ice cream night. ETHAN WINS, 19-0

Jennifer puts on a strong showing at home to take down Laci, in this matchup between last seasons Clairvoyant Conference division champs. JENNIFER WINS, 35-14

Andrew plays the best football they’ve played all year, and they smack down the visiting Martians in a statement win. The statement was in hex and is too hard to decipher. ANDREW WINS, 46-14

Rachel puts the best offense in the NPL on display on the road against the division rival Kelly Zeros. Kelly learns why Rachel is #1. RACHEL WINS, 44-6

NPL Title Belt Match!

Jason’s run as the Title Belt winner comes crashing down to Earth in the most public of fashion. The Game of the Week generated a respectable 82.13 million viewers, as they tuned in to watch the JeStErS stink it up in OT. VINCE WINS, 26-17