The NPL Scores All the Points! (Except for Laci)

NPL Title Belt Match!

Vince grabs the NPL Title Belt from Jason and now refuses to lose. Lauren puts up a fight, but Vince will not let the belt slip from his grasp. VINCE WINS, 45-30

Ryan rebounds triumphantly over the home team Minotaurs. Michael drops another, falling to 1-7 on the year. Poor guys can’t seem to catch a break. RYAN WINS, 45-32

JDIII leads the Javelineers to their fourth straight win, snagging a ridiculously close one in OT from the hosting Baboons. JOSH WINS, 55-54

The Rock Lobsters looked to play spoiler to the #1 team in the NPL, but it was ultimately the Killcows that snuck away with the win after the bonus period. KEVIN WINS, 52-47

They say good teams find a way to win. In this one, Miranda doesn’t even bother playing the entire game and still finds a way to win. Good team. MIRANDA WINS, 35-22

Cari started to rebound, winning two of the last three, but this defeat at the hands of the Braggadocios puts the Bous back on schedule. BRANDON WINS, 46-32

Jerry and Brent battle into overtime, before Jerry slams the door on the hometown BB Cannons, like they’re Mormons offering literature. JERRY WINS, 52-43

The Cutthroats let this one slip away in overtime, moving the 2015 Seer Cup champion that much further into the cellar. CHRIS WINS, 48-43

The Jellyfish were nearly perfect on offense in this one. The only problem is that the Sausages were even more perfect-er. STEVEN WINS, 63-51

Joel leaves their chilly bedroom in the early hours of the morning, creeps down the hall, and climbs into bed to snuggle up to a victory on the road. JOEL WINS, 55-40

Rachel continues to turn heads, putting together the best week of the NPL season in an absolute slugfest with the JeStErS. RACHEL WINS, 64-42

The Zeros protested wildly racist owner Keith Kellerman after he stated during an owners meeting “We can’t let our players think they have rights.” Travis snags the free win as a result. TRAVIS WINS, 35-0

In a particularly rare event, the Andrew Androids find themselves firmly in the playoff picture late into the season, thanks to an absolute slaughtering of the visiting Labeorphiles. ANDREW WINS, 56-6

The Game of the Week certainly lived up to the hype, as the Adam A-Bombs visited the LeScoot LeScavengers. Adam was nearly perfect in this one, slightly more so than the very impressive LeScoot performance. But, only one team gets the W. ADAM WINS, 61-52