The Sausages Are Sizzling Now!

Like a competitive eater at an all-you-can-eat buffet, Jason keeps coming back for more. Here’s another W. JASON WINS, 29-14

The Minotaurs win their 4th out of their last five games and are officially on fire. MICHAEL WINS, 46-33

Travis takes down the Evil Entities in a battle for draft position. TRAVIS WINS, 17-6

The Baboons crush the LeScavengers to improve to 10-2 on the year. BERKENBILE WINS, 38-6

The Reremice offense goes off, collecting a 40-pt victory over Vince. RYAN WINS, 46-6

Adam and Cari have only got their fans and contract bonuses to play for at this point, but they put on a good show. ADAM WINS, 36-21

Brent sneaks by the Rock Lobsters in overtime, thanks to a costly fumble during an interception return by LB Ricky Mean. BRENT WINS, 31-30

DaVena needed and received a bounce back after dropping two straight games following their 9-0 start to the year. DAVENA WINS, 36-29

The Killcows are technically still alive thanks to this big win at home against the Cutthroats. KEVIN WINS, 47-30

The Sausages have quietly climbed the ranks of the Oracle Division, winning their sixth in a row here against the home Jellyfish. Their win streak is more wins than five other teams in their division. STEVEN WINS, 29-14

NPL Title Belt Match!

The Title Belt, shockingly, will stay with the Kelly Zeros, winning their 10th straight at the expense of the Juggernauts. KELLY WINS, 38-22

The Labeorphiles fall to the Androids, who stay in Wild Card contention in the Clairvoyant Conference with five wins. ANDREW WINS, 26-0

Miranda gets last second heroics from their kicker, Lin Manuel, who nails a 58 yarder as time expired in overtime to seal the deal. MIRANDA WINS, 44-41

In a division with no clear front runner, the Game of the Week pits two potential division winners together in a move of brilliant foresight by the scheduling team. The Braggadocios come on top on this one, in a fantastic prime time performance. BRANDON WINS, 45-21