Kelly Kontinues Krushing Kopponents!

The Javelineers chose a bad time to go into a losing streak, but thanks to some miscues at home by the Reremice, they’re back on track in the W column. JOSH WINS, 27-13

The Baboons are stunned at home by the last place Lychnobites. Lauren, well out of playoff contention but embracing the spoiler role, wins this one in OT. LAUREN WINS, 36-35

If any team needed a FREE WIN, it was the 10-2 JeStErS riding a four game winning streak. JASON WINS, 27-0

The Killcows help their own cause here, holding the Jellyfish back from claiming what is likely the only Wild Card spot coming out of the Oracle Division. Still alive. KEVIN WINS, 38-21

Michael attaches Bluetooth speakers to their helmets and blast “We Will Rock You” for the entire game, then lives up to the theme music. MICHAEL WINS, 55-30

The Braggadocios get another big win! After knocking down the Jaws-of-Life in Prime Time last week, Brandon takes down LeScoot to move into 1st Place in a division that is very much up for grabs. BRANDON WINS, 45-14

Jerry bounces back from the Prime Time loss to Brandon to pull the division leading BB Cannons down into a tie for 2nd in the Psychic Division. Anyone’s banner at this point. In OT, JERRY WINS, 42-35

The heated rivalry of the Augur Division splits this season, with each team losing at home. Laci unloads all of their frustration in the win, in a huge offensive performance. LACI WINS, 44-6

DaVena loses three of their last four, this one to the 4-8 Juggernauts. After starting 9-0, looking like a lock for the division banner, DaVena stumbles a bit at the finish line. JOEL WINS, 47-13

Steven gets a big win at home over the Cannibals and find out, after the game, that the DaVena Ballerinas lost to the Juggernauts. After the nerds explained via puppets, white board drawings, and other simple media, that this moved them into a tie for the division lead, the Sausages started their premature celebration. STEVEN WINS, 28-13

Corey gets the win here, but Miranda is guaranteed a Wild Card and is still alive for a Top 4 seed, to host a playoff game in the postseason. So it’s not all doom and gloom. COREY WINS, 44-32

Rachel pummels the Evil Entities, sweeping the season series 2-0 and sending a statement to the rest of the division: No one messes with the Wrecking Balls in Week 13. Other weeks are fine though. RACHEL WINS, 47-15

NPL Title Belt Match!

Kelly turns this win streak all the way up to eleven! She sneaks by the Andrew Androids, who nearly pulled off the upset, to keep the Title Belt heading into the final week. KELLY WINS, 44-32

Adam and Ricky clash in Prime Time in one of the more enjoyable divisional rivalries in the NPL. Living up to the hype, this bloodbath spilled into a high-scoring overtime, where Ricky completely pulls away for the victory. RICKY WINS, 52-37