Goose Eggs Abound in the NPL

NPL Title Belt Match!

Three weeks, three Title Belt defenses for the Berkenbile Baboons. They topple the Vapulaters in OT in this one, with a shutdown defense that held the VV’s scoreless in the bonus period. BERKENBILE WINS, 30-15

The Reremice get to play someone other than the Baboons this time and it paid off. They stomp the Minotaurs here on the road for the easy win. RYAN WINS, 27-6

While JDIII had a fine afternoon on the road against the JeStErS, it was the home team that got the final laugh as they demoralized that Javelineers defense for the win. JASON WINS, 47-23

Lauren and Brandon both had rough goes of it, getting the bulk of their points in the extra time when this one spilled into OT. Brandon embraces that home field advantage to get the W. BRANDON WINS, 20-15

Rachel puts together a complete performance, well balanced on offense and disciplined on defense, to counter the chaotic and likely intoxicated Labeorphiles home team. RACHEL WINS, 26-13

Ricky sure Ricky’d this one. The Cari Bous put their cleats to the Rock Lobsters’ necks and don’t let up until they stopped resisting. Easy win for the Bous at home here. CARI WINS, 27-0

The Adam Bombs dominate the home team Jaws-of-Life, employing an entirely fake-punt offense, which really confused pretty much everyone watching. ADAM WINS, 26-5

Well, that was uneventful. STEVEN WINS, 11-0

The Jellyfish snag their first win of the year and do their part to keep the Cutthroats winless after three weeks. JENNIFER WINS, 26-15

The Cannibals chow down on the Killcows, taking the home win and leapfrogging their visiting opponents in the standings in the young season. CHRIS WINS, 28-15

Yeah, that was pretty uneventful too. DAVENA WINS, 11-0

The Tichorrhines believe the most efficient offense is a strong defense – strictly in the “score two points at a time” sense. They gathered two safeties on the Zeros, but Kelly opted for finding the other end zone a couple times. KELLY WINS, 17-4

Miranda roughs up the Evil Entities in overtime, scoring 26 points without much resistance. That extra can of whoop tushy really pulled them ahead before the final whistle. MIRANDA WINS, 41-24

It’s the Prime Time and the LeScavengers visit the Brent BB Cannons in a meeting atop the Psychic Division. The LeScavengers put the hurt on the BB Cannons here in one of the finer performances of Week 3. LeSCOOT WINS, 36-12