The Jellyfish and the Ballerinas Lead the Charge in the Clairvoyant Conference Playoff Push

by Benedict Undersnatch

November 17, 2021

NPL Week 10 – Results!

Another record tying week in the NPL with NINE TEAMS failing to show up for their games! What is going on in the NPL? What makes 2021 the worst year in NPL history? NPL investigators are stumped, but the league rolls on with half of the games gifted to opponents. It’s the NPL, Week 10!

Ryan
vs
Samuel

The Reremice bounce back, snagging a big victory with a strong offensive showing over the Samuel Sackbuts to keep them in the hunt in the Prophet Division. RYAN WINS, 38-13

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Ryan
7
3
10
38
Samuel
5
5
7
13
Josh
vs
Vince

Vince did not submit his picks. JOSH “WINS”, 28-0

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Josh
6
4
10
28
Vince
3
2
85
0
Matt
vs
Berkenbile

Neither Matt nor Berkenbile submitted their picks. BERKENBILE “WINS”, 3-0

Game decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker!
Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Matt
3
2
58
0
Berkenbile
3
2
41
3
Jason
vs
Michael

Jason did not submit his picks. MICHAEL “WINS”, 12-0

Game decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker!
Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Jason
3
2
85
0
Michael
3
7
1
12
Brandon
vs
Ricky

The Rock Lobsters continue to roll after being declared “Tha Lobstas”, completing a five-game winning streak with this two-score win over the visiting Brandon Braggadocios. RICKY WINS, 20-6

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Brandon
4
6
16
6
Ricky
5
5
5
20
Bette
vs
Cari

The Cari Bous started the season with three wins, but have since dropped six of the last seven. The head coach, general manager, ball boy, and popcorn vendors are all on the hot seat after this loss, which extends the Blue Tits’ winning streak to three games. BETTE WINS, 18-6

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Bette
5
5
2
18
Cari
4
6
5
6
Jerry
vs
LeScoot

The LeScavengers put up the best offensive performance of the week with this blowout victory over the Jaws-of-Life. The J-o-L hot start has officially turned into a cause for concern as their third straight loss has dropped them to 6-4 and t-2nd in the Psychic Division. LeSCOOT WINS, 36-7

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Jerry
4
6
8
7
LeScoot
7
3
9
36
Brent
vs
Adam

In the disappointing world where half of the league is given free wins, the BB Cannons and Adam Bombs battle into overtime to determine the victor. It’s the BB Cannons that sneak away with the road victory after an iced, missed kick was turned into a game winner on the second attempt. BRENT WINS, 17-14

Game decided by the Monday Madness Tiebreaker!
Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Brent
4
6
8
17
Adam
4
6
11
14
Ethan
vs
Andrew

Andrew did not submit his picks. ETHAN “WINS”, 28-0

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Ethan
6
4
16
28
Andrew
3
2
85
0
Laci
vs
Rachel

That once dominant lead in the Augur Division is getting a little tighter for the Wrecking Balls, who have dropped three of their last four following this blowout loss to the Labeorphiles at home. LACI WINS, 29-12

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Laci
6
4
2
29
Rachel
5
5
13
12
Travis
vs
Kelly

Kelly did not submit her picks. TRAVIS “WINS”, 19-0

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Travis
5
5
4
19
Kelly
3
2
85
0
Kevin
vs
Steven

Steven did not submit his picks. KEVIN “WINS”, 11-0

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Kevin
4
6
2
11
Steven
3
2
85
0
Jennifer
vs
Brian

NPL Title Belt Match!

The NPL Title Belt stays with Jennifer following this big road win over the Brian Bongos. While not yet guaranteed a postseason spot, the Jellyfish improve to a league-best 9-1 record. But, as fate would have it, they still hold just a one game lead in the division. JENNIFER WINS, 27-12

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Jennifer
6
4
8
27
Brian
5
5
19
12
Joel
vs
Axell

The Juggernauts best the Abactors in a closer-than-the-score-indicates road win, which puts Joel into t-1st for the Oracle Division lead with the Brian Bongos, both sitting at .500 on the year. The playoffs could be full of “How’d they make it?” teams in the Clairvoyant Conference if this continues. JOEL WINS, 17-6

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Joel
5
5
6
17
Axell
4
6
15
6
Chris
vs
DaVena

Unfortunately for the Cannibals, they draw the short straw and have to play on the road against the second best team in the conference, the DaVena Ballerinas. They played admirably, but the Ballerinas were too much in the end! DAVENA WINS, 27-14

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Chris
5
5
12
14
DaVena
6
4
15
27
Miranda
vs
Corey
Game of the Week

Miranda did not submit her picks. In PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME, COREY “WINS”, 8-0

Correct
Incorrect
MM Off By
Score
Miranda
3
2
85
0
Corey
4
6
7
8

Player of the Week

LeScoot LeScavengers

LeScoot LeScavengers

Correct: 7, Incorrect: 3, MM off by: 9

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