Another record tying week in the NPL with NINE TEAMS failing to show up for their games! What is going on in the NPL? What makes 2021 the worst year in NPL history? NPL investigators are stumped, but the league rolls on with half of the games gifted to opponents. It’s the NPL, Week 10!
The Reremice bounce back, snagging a big victory with a strong offensive showing over the Samuel Sackbuts to keep them in the hunt in the Prophet Division. RYAN WINS, 38-13
Vince did not submit his picks. JOSH “WINS”, 28-0
Neither Matt nor Berkenbile submitted their picks. BERKENBILE “WINS”, 3-0
Jason did not submit his picks. MICHAEL “WINS”, 12-0
The Rock Lobsters continue to roll after being declared “Tha Lobstas”, completing a five-game winning streak with this two-score win over the visiting Brandon Braggadocios. RICKY WINS, 20-6
The Cari Bous started the season with three wins, but have since dropped six of the last seven. The head coach, general manager, ball boy, and popcorn vendors are all on the hot seat after this loss, which extends the Blue Tits’ winning streak to three games. BETTE WINS, 18-6
The LeScavengers put up the best offensive performance of the week with this blowout victory over the Jaws-of-Life. The J-o-L hot start has officially turned into a cause for concern as their third straight loss has dropped them to 6-4 and t-2nd in the Psychic Division. LeSCOOT WINS, 36-7
In the disappointing world where half of the league is given free wins, the BB Cannons and Adam Bombs battle into overtime to determine the victor. It’s the BB Cannons that sneak away with the road victory after an iced, missed kick was turned into a game winner on the second attempt. BRENT WINS, 17-14
Andrew did not submit his picks. ETHAN “WINS”, 28-0
That once dominant lead in the Augur Division is getting a little tighter for the Wrecking Balls, who have dropped three of their last four following this blowout loss to the Labeorphiles at home. LACI WINS, 29-12
Kelly did not submit her picks. TRAVIS “WINS”, 19-0
Steven did not submit his picks. KEVIN “WINS”, 11-0
The NPL Title Belt stays with Jennifer following this big road win over the Brian Bongos. While not yet guaranteed a postseason spot, the Jellyfish improve to a league-best 9-1 record. But, as fate would have it, they still hold just a one game lead in the division. JENNIFER WINS, 27-12
The Juggernauts best the Abactors in a closer-than-the-score-indicates road win, which puts Joel into t-1st for the Oracle Division lead with the Brian Bongos, both sitting at .500 on the year. The playoffs could be full of “How’d they make it?” teams in the Clairvoyant Conference if this continues. JOEL WINS, 17-6
Unfortunately for the Cannibals, they draw the short straw and have to play on the road against the second best team in the conference, the DaVena Ballerinas. They played admirably, but the Ballerinas were too much in the end! DAVENA WINS, 27-14
Miranda did not submit her picks. In PRIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIIME, COREY “WINS”, 8-0
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