The Bongos Can’t Find the Rhythm So Far This Season!
NPL Week 2 – Results!
The BB Cannons polish the NPL Title Belt again this week! The Reremice cruise to an easy W! The Zeroes dish out a zero to Ethan! Axell barely outlasts the Jellyfish! And the Tichorrhines and Labeorphiles spend some extra time together in priiiiiiime tiiiiiiime! It’s the NPL, Week 2!
The Abactors Abuse the Competition
NPL Week 1 – Results!
The Erik Eruption make their NPL debut, taking on the defending NPL champions! LeScoot lays an egg! The Javelineers make easy work of a division rival! The Augur Division loves overtime! It’s the NPL, Week One!
Let’s Wrap Up the Regular Season, Baby!
NPL Week 14 – Results!
It’s the holiday season, so it’s time to put a bow on the 2022 regular season! Let’s do a season recap for all the teams – you know, like we do every season.
It’s the NPL season end write-up!
Negative, One Direction is Not Playing Seer Cup Halftime Show
NPL Week 13 – Results!
Zeros can’t find the motivation to show up to the stadium, joining a handful of teams in an apparent boycott of the unfair practices of the NPL, namely that the teams that play better are getting all the W’s and that’s just not fun for anyone.
Let’s count’em up, folks! It’s the NPL Write-Up with a very obvious pattern!
The Micropolitans Go MEGApolitans in a Big Blowout Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime Win!
NPL Week 12 – Results!
Completely out of ideas of who to quote or where to find inspiration for the write-ups, this writer returns to the well and just spews the first nonsense that comes to his head. You’re welcome, NPL. You’re welcome, WORLD!
It’s the NPL Write-Up, Week 12!