2019 NPL Season Awards!
It’s over! The 2019 regular season has come to a close! That means, like all industries, we get to put on our black ties, evening gowns, roll out the red carpet, and pat each other on the back for nominating and selecting ourselves for awards! Isn’t it fun? Here we go, folks!
It’s Over!
NPL Week Fourteen – Results!
The 2019 regular season has come to a close. The dust settles, sending 12 teams to the postseason to fight for the legendary Seer Cup trophy – currently polished and on display with the defending champion Steven Sausages. Miranda takes the Title Belt into the postseason. Ricky lives up to the Golden Rock Lobster title, with the fewest wins on the year once again. The Braggadocios ride high on an 8-game winning streak. And now the fun begins!
Thirteen Weeks Down, One to Go!
NPL Week Thirteen – Results!
Five of the six playoff spots are taken in the Soothsayer Conference, while only two are currently reserved for the Clairvoyant Conference. And while many are facing an absolute longshot, over half of the league will be controlling their own destiny in Week 14. Are you ready for the postseason, you sexy motherlover?
And in the streets the Berkenbile fans screamed, the DaVena fans cried, and the Cari Bous fans dreamed!
NPL Week Twelve – Results!
But not a word was spoken. The refs whistles all were broken.
And the three teams we admire most: the Javs, the LeScavengers, and the Braggadocios, are hunting for the playoffs and the right to boast, the day the BB Cannons died.
And they were singing, “My, my, this here Write-Up guy, did a write up where the write-up is American Pie!”
We Took a LEAP OF FAITH and Totally NAILED It With This Write-Up
NPL Week Eleven – Results!
THE NUT JOB that made the schedule should be shot with a REVOLVER and be sent to the AFTER.LIFE for booking teams against the opponent that they (likely) played last week. Whoops. It’s the Week 11 Write-Up, starring Liam Neeson!