Like a Stone, The Javs Continue to Sink

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 20, 2022

NPL Week 4 – Results!

Like a one-trick pony, this writer chose to do the write up in only similes! It’s the NPL, Week Four!

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The Labeorphiles Continue Their Domination!

by Chester Curlybush

October 4, 2022

NPL Week 3 – Results!

The Ballerinas get shut out on the road! The Adam Bombs blow up! The Minotaurs survive the Bongos! It’s the NPL, Week Three!

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The Jellyfish Stun The Ballerinas in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!

by Bernard Bagelbite

September 23, 2022

NPL Week Two – Results!

The Coin Tossers snag their first ever victory in the NPL! The Labeorphiles put the rest of the league on notice! The Martians go off the top rope to claim the NPL Title Belt! It’s the NPL, Week Two!

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Rachel Hosts Sam in Seer Cup Rematch

by Eleanor Crosby

September 15, 2022

NPL Week One – Results!

Josh Von Joshershire stumbles in head coaching debut! The BB Cannons lash out in all directions, like an octopus playing the drums, in their big week one victory! The entire Mystic Division are losers! It’s the NPL, Week One!

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The Rachel Wrecking Balls Win the 2021 Seer Cup!

by Bernard Bagelbite

February 9, 2022

NPL Playoffs – The Seer Cup

The Seer Cup, a 141 year old tradition that started on the coast of Norway in a small fishing village, was originally an elaborate dodge-ball game with teams of fifty squaring off in the public square. The game evolved into modern day football, but the trophy – a large silver goblet filled with fish and gravy – remains to this day, sans the fish and gravy. 140 times the Seer Cup has switched hands and 140 hearts have been broken attempting to grasp that elusive trophy.

As tradition dictates, the 141st Seer Cup is once again played in the small, coastal city rich in Norwegian heritage: Stubbtown, WA.

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