The Rachel Wrecking Balls Win the 2021 Seer Cup!

by Bernard Bagelbite

February 9, 2022

NPL Playoffs – The Seer Cup

The Seer Cup, a 141 year old tradition that started on the coast of Norway in a small fishing village, was originally an elaborate dodge-ball game with teams of fifty squaring off in the public square. The game evolved into modern day football, but the trophy – a large silver goblet filled with fish and gravy – remains to this day, sans the fish and gravy. 140 times the Seer Cup has switched hands and 140 hearts have been broken attempting to grasp that elusive trophy.

As tradition dictates, the 141st Seer Cup is once again played in the small, coastal city rich in Norwegian heritage: Stubbtown, WA.

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The Wrecking Balls Cruise to the Seer Cup With Decisive Win Over the Bongos!

by Chester Curlybush

January 22, 2022

2021 NPL Playoffs – Conference Championships

The Bette Blue Tits clash against the Samuel Sackbuts in the Soothsayer Conference Championships, pitting their red hot offenses against each other (not literally, they play the opposing team’s defenses technically) for a chance to hoist the Seer Cup! The Bongos make their first playoff appearance a memorable one and go all the way to the Conference Championship to face the Wrecking Balls in their annual playoff appearance. Winners move on to the Seer Cup! Losers move on to heavy drug use to recover from horrific injuries! It’s the NPL Conference Championships!

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The Two Best Records in The Clairvoyant Conference Are Sent Packing in the Divisional Round!

by Benedict Undersnatch

January 15, 2022

2021 NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round

The Divisional Round pits the red hot rookie sensations, the Samuel Sackbuts, against a perennial powerhouse in the Soothsayer Conference! The Bette Blue Tits host their first playoff game in who knows how long (I’m not looking it up)! DaVena puts their conference-best record on the line against the Wrecking Balls! Jennifer puts their conference-best record on the line against the Bongos! (They both have the best record, get off my back!) It’s the 2021 Divisional Playoffs!

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Rest in Peace, Jason

by The Commish

January 12, 2022

On Sunday, the NPL lost a close friend. Jason Danch, the operator of the Jason JeStErS NPL franchise had his life cut suddenly short in an unfortunate and heartbreaking motorcycle accident.

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The Samuel Sackbuts Play to Perfection In Their First Playoff Game!

by Chester Curlybush

December 30, 2021

2021 NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round

It’s the Wild Card Round, where the worst record in the Clairvoyant Conference faces the best record in the Clairvoyant Conference, but the team that’s the home team just might surprise you! Clickbait! It’s the NPL Playoffs, 2021!

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