Ethan Wins Because His Opponent Doesn’t Show!

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 1, 2019


NPL Week Three – Results!

JDIII proves he is both the best and the worst QB in the NPL, the Emily fans supporting the Jellyfish get their first victory, the Cutthroats require little effort to defend the Title Belt, and the Jaws of Life host the LeScavengers in Prime Time!

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Everyone Is Either 1st, 2nd, or 7th In Their Division!

by Evee Bubblebutt

September 19, 2019


NPL Week Two – Results!

The Jaws-of-Life look to spoil the new look debut of the Minotaurs, as Ethan and Rachel combine for over 100 points, while Steven puts the Title Belt on the line at home during their Seer Cup celebration, and the Reremice and JeStErS duke it out in Prime Time!

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The Sausages Divide the Zeros to Open 2019!

by Eleanor Crosby

September 11, 2019


NPL Week One – Results!

After an off-season to let the rage ferment, the Braggadocios go on the Seer Cup Loss Revenge Tour, and the Jennifer Jellyfish of Emily try to impress their new home crowd, while the offensive prowess of the best divisions in the NPL are on display as all 14 Prophet and Oracle Division teams top 30 points!

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The NPL 2019 Preseason Buffer

by Eleanor Crosby

August 24, 2019

News, updates, and just some random tidbits before the 2019 season gets under way!

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2018-19 NPL Championship – Who Drinks from the Seer Cup?

by Skip Brainless

August 1, 2019

NPL Playoffs – SEER CUP!

The Seer Cup, a 138 year old tradition that started on the coast of Norway in a small fishing village, was originally an elaborate dodge-ball game with teams of fifty squaring off in the public square. The game evolved into modern day football, but the trophy – a large silver goblet filled with fish and gravy – remains to this day, sans the fish and gravy. 137 times the Seer Cup has switched hands, and 137 hearts have been broken attempting to grasp that elusive trophy.

As tradition dictates, the 138th Seer Cup is once again played in the small, coastal city rich in Norwegian heritage: Stubbtown, WA.

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