The Vapulaters haze the hosting LeScavengers in dominant show!

by Eleanor Crosby

November 6, 2025

NPL Week 9 – Results!

The Martians start daydreaming about their number one pick! The Micropolitans are the yin to the Martians yang and extend their league-best winning streak to six games! The Rock Lobsters answer the teasing with a rare treat: a win! It’s the NPL, Week 9!

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The Martians put up a zero against the Zeros!

by Snot Van Smelt

October 30, 2025

NPL Week 8 – Results!

Tangles atop the Prophet and Auspex Divisions! The Bous bounce back! The Rock Lobsters and Martians combine efforts to write “The Art of Losing”! The Adam Bombs keep rolling! It’s the NPL, Week 8!

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Will the Martians ever win again?

by Unpaid Intern

October 23, 2025

NPL Week 7 – Results!

The Javs give out a goose egg! The Baboons crush the BB Cannons! The Zeros are heroes! The Evil Entities choke on the Juggernauts juggernuts! It’s the NPL, Week 7!

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What was lost is found: Adam takes on Erik for the NPL Title Belt!

by Benedict Undersnatch

October 14, 2025

NPL Week 6 – Results!

Did the Javs offense finally figure things out? Can the Cari Bous continue their winning ways? Will Rachel ever be the same without that Title Belt? Tune in to find out! It’s the NPL, Week 6!

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The whole league sucked in Week Five!

by Skip Brainless

October 8, 2025

NPL Week 5 – Results!

The Androids, the Javelineers, and the Rock Lobsters finally find their way into the win column! The NPL Title Belt finally changes hands! The BB Cannons finally get their picks in! The worst week in the NPL is finally over! It’s the NPL, Week Five!

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