Hey! We finally know who won those hotly contested divisions!

by The Commish

December 9, 2025

NPL Week 14 – Results!

The Baboons edge out the Javelineers for the Prophet Division title! Brent throws down the gauntlet to Cari and delivers the knockout punch to claim the Psychic Division banner for the third year running! Samuel falls short of the Wild Card, the only team with a winning record that won’t be in the NPL postseason! Adam looks to repeat for the Seer Cup, representing the Foreteller Division as back-to-back champ! Brian gets a timely win to rise to the top of the Oracle Division! Rachel posts back to back 10-win seasons, claiming another Augur Division banner! Corey shocked as Laci will raise the Auspex Division banner in the end! Kevin squeaks out a Sage Division title despite a .500 record! Ethan gets a timely no-show from Steven and a rough showing from Corey to somehow sneak into the playoffs as a Wild Card! Surprise! The NPL added two more Wild Card teams and didn’t tell anyone in the league! It’s the NPL, Week 14 and season recap!

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The Adam Bombs blow up for a perfect week!

by Stephen A. Smiff

December 2, 2025

NPL Week 13 – Results!

The entire Prophet Division is still in the playoff hunt! The Jaws-of-Life are longshots to do something hilarious! To the Martians, a win is a distant memory! To the Micropolitans, a loss is a similarly distant memory! The Jellyfish and Abactors have Kevin losing sleep in the final weeks! It’s the NPL, Week 13!

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The Micropolitans win streak goes to nine, but the Martians losing streak goes all the way to eleven!

by Evee Bubblebutt

November 26, 2025

NPL Week 12 – Results!

Rachel punches their ticket! The Abactors close the gap in a clutch rivalry win! The Laberophiles get a timely bounce back win! Two games separate 4th place from 1st place in five of the eight divisions! It’s the NPL, Week 12!

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The Micropolitans are the first to get a table reservation in the 2025 postseason!

by Skip Brainless

November 21, 2025

NPL Week 11 – Results!

The Prophet Division is all jammed up again! The Auspex Division is no better! Multiple other divisions are still up for grabs with only three weeks left to play! It’s the NPL, Week 11!

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Three NPL franchises pull a no-show thanks to international hackers!

by Snot Van Smelt

November 19, 2025

NPL Week 10 – Results!

The Micropolitans continue to dominate! The Clairvoyant Conference continues to rack up the Free Wins! The Auspex and Prophet Divisions continue to leave fans guessing the final standings! It’s the NPL, Week 10!

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