The Wrecking Balls and Zeros Throw Haymakers in a Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime Slugfest!
NPL Results – Week 6!
The Evil Entities get another gift from the Title Belt gods! The Cutthroats, Reremice, LeScavengers, and Juggernauts pace the league in one of the highest scoring weeks in NPL history! The Eruption stay undefeated! The Bous stay hapless! And the Foreteller Division beat up on each other! It’s the NPL, week six!
The Evil Entities Stay Undefeated the Easy Way!
NPL Results – Week 5!
The Title Belt stays home! The Eruption finally get a quality win! The Jellyfish offense is officially on suicide watch! The Zeros passing game puts on an airshow! Rachel rebounds! It’s the NPL, Week Five!
The Baboons Are Bamboozled Again!
NPL Results – Week 4!
Ethan looks to retain the NPL Title Belt again! Will someone beat that team ever? The Eruption get a gift from the Vapulaters! The Cannibals get bounced by the Bongos! The Zeros and Martians dogfight over a metropolitan area for who gets to claim Earth! And the Cutthroats face a crucial division matchup against the leading Labeorphiles! It’s the NPL, Week Four!
The BB Cannons are the BB Cannots in 2024
NPL Results – Week 3!
Can the Eruption emerge as the only undefeated team in the Soothsayer Conference? Will the Blue Tits finally bounce back from their Seer Cup loss? Who will take down Ethan and claim the NPL Title Belt? Is anything funnier than Kelly defeating Andrew without playing? It’s the NPL, Week Three!
Rampant Rule Bending Across the League in 2024
NPL Results – Week 2!
The BB Cannons are AWOL! The Evil Entities put the NPL Title Belt on the line once again! The Javelineers humble the Baboons after their perfect start to the season! And the Androids return to Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime to show off their Seer Cup trophy before their showdown with the Cutthroats! It’s the NPL, week two!