Seer Cup Rematch for the NPL Title Belt!

by Evee Bubblebutt

September 17, 2020

NPL Week One – Results!

The expansion Abactors, Micropolitans, and Bongos all look to survive their first week in NPL: Apocalypse Now, while the oldest expansions brace for impact as Bette makes their triumphant return to the league. Fires, empty stadiums, and fans dropping dead of disease. This time it’s not just a Brent BB Cannons tailgating experience. It’s the NPL in 2020!

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Bonus Play As Two Divisional Playoff Games Go To Overtime!

by Eleanor Crosby

December 28, 2019

2019 NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round Write-Up

The 7-7 Rachel Wrecking Balls look to upset the top seed Chris Cannibals, while Kevin takes on the marvelous Martians in the Clairvoyant Conference. Over in the Soothsayer Conference, two division rivalries in play as the the Berkenbile Baboons try to withstand the punishing Josh Javelineers offense and the Brandon Braggadocios try to avoid the crushing grasp of the Jerry Jaws-of-Life.

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Can Rachel Thrive in an Underdog Role?

by Lisa Largenips

December 26, 2019

2019 NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round Write-Up

The worst teams of the playoffs play the second worst teams of the playoffs! Who will be worst? Will it be the 1st Worst or the 2nd Worst of each game? Who will be one-and-done? Who will be one-and-won-then-done next weekend?

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It’s Over!

by Eleanor Crosby

December 17, 2019


NPL Week Fourteen – Results!

The 2019 regular season has come to a close. The dust settles, sending 12 teams to the postseason to fight for the legendary Seer Cup trophy – currently polished and on display with the defending champion Steven Sausages. Miranda takes the Title Belt into the postseason. Ricky lives up to the Golden Rock Lobster title, with the fewest wins on the year once again. The Braggadocios ride high on an 8-game winning streak. And now the fun begins!

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Thirteen Weeks Down, One to Go!

by Evee Bubblebutt

December 4, 2019


NPL Week Thirteen – Results!

Five of the six playoff spots are taken in the Soothsayer Conference, while only two are currently reserved for the Clairvoyant Conference. And while many are facing an absolute longshot, over half of the league will be controlling their own destiny in Week 14. Are you ready for the postseason, you sexy motherlover?

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