The Ballerinas and Jellyfish Battle to Remain Undefeated in the Game of the Week
NPL Week 3 – Results!
The Mystic Division does not have a single losing record! The Prophet Division does not have a single winning record! Four teams improve to an undefeated 3-0 on the year, while one franchise remains as the only team without a win on the year!
The Sackbuts Continue Hot Start in their Expansion Season!
NPL Week 2 – Results!
The Reremice put the Title Belt on the line against the visiting Vapulaters! The Cari Bous crush the the Braggadocios! The Ballerinas and Jellyfish move atop the Sage Division early, while the Prophet, Oracle, and Auspex divisions all eagerly await their first team with a winning record! It’s the NPL, Week 2!
The NPL is Back, Baby!
NPL Week 1 – Results!
Everyone sucked, except those who didn’t! The JeStErS stun the Androids with a monster offensive showing! The Samuel Sackbuts shine in their NPL debut! The reigning Seer Cup and Title Belt Champion Ryan Reremice welcome the Seer Cup and Title Belt Losers, the Kevin Killcows in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!
The Ryan Reremice are 2020 NPL Seer Cup Champions!
NPL Playoffs – The Seer Cup
The Seer Cup, a 140 year old tradition that started on the coast of Norway in a small fishing village, was originally an elaborate dodge-ball game with teams of fifty squaring off in the public square. The game evolved into modern day football, but the trophy – a large silver goblet filled with fish and gravy – remains to this day, sans the fish and gravy. 139 times the Seer Cup has switched hands and 139 hearts have been broken attempting to grasp that elusive trophy.
As tradition dictates, the 140th Seer Cup is once again played in the small, coastal city rich in Norwegian heritage: Stubbtown, WA.
Underdogs Face Overdogs in the Conference Championships!
NPL Playoffs – Conference Championships
The 12-2’s host the 9-5’s! The 9-5’s look to play upset and take down the 12-2’s, while the 12-2’s look to not be a massive disappointment to all of their fans in the world! Who will win? The 12-2 facing the 9-5? Or the 9-5 facing the 12-2? Tune in today sometime between nine and five, with certainly at least one kickoff between twelve and two! It’s the NPL Conference Championships!