The NPL is Back, Baby!
NPL Week 1 – Results!
Everyone sucked, except those who didn’t! The JeStErS stun the Androids with a monster offensive showing! The Samuel Sackbuts shine in their NPL debut! The reigning Seer Cup and Title Belt Champion Ryan Reremice welcome the Seer Cup and Title Belt Losers, the Kevin Killcows in Priiiiiiime Tiiiiiiime!
The Ryan Reremice are 2020 NPL Seer Cup Champions!
NPL Playoffs – The Seer Cup
The Seer Cup, a 140 year old tradition that started on the coast of Norway in a small fishing village, was originally an elaborate dodge-ball game with teams of fifty squaring off in the public square. The game evolved into modern day football, but the trophy – a large silver goblet filled with fish and gravy – remains to this day, sans the fish and gravy. 139 times the Seer Cup has switched hands and 139 hearts have been broken attempting to grasp that elusive trophy.
As tradition dictates, the 140th Seer Cup is once again played in the small, coastal city rich in Norwegian heritage: Stubbtown, WA.
Underdogs Face Overdogs in the Conference Championships!
NPL Playoffs – Conference Championships
The 12-2’s host the 9-5’s! The 9-5’s look to play upset and take down the 12-2’s, while the 12-2’s look to not be a massive disappointment to all of their fans in the world! Who will win? The 12-2 facing the 9-5? Or the 9-5 facing the 12-2? Tune in today sometime between nine and five, with certainly at least one kickoff between twelve and two! It’s the NPL Conference Championships!
Can the Androids Compile Another Victory in Their First Post-Season?
NPL Playoffs – Divisional Round
The Ryan Reremice keep the pedal to the floor, putting their unstoppable defense against the top offense of the NPL in the Brandon Braggadocios! The regular season rivalry between Brent and Jerry gets its very first post-season renewal! The Cutthroats try to capture that 2015 magic to stay alive for their second Seer Cup, but the Miranda Martians stand firmly in their way! And the surprise Andrew Androids try to keep the magic alive in their first post-season in franchise history, visiting the perennially okay Kevin Killcows! It’s the NPL Playoffs, Divisional Round!
The Wild Card Round Gets Wild!
NPL Playoffs – Wild Card Round
The Javelineers visit the division rival that pulled down their banner and wiped their asses with it. The BB Cannons go on the road to remind a rookie franchise just what suffering is meant to be like as a fresh franchise in this league. The Androids’ programming confuses the slow moving human minds of the Steven Sausages. And the Cutthroats cut loose on the Evil Entities. We’ve got highlights, stats, play-by-play calls, and plenty of alcohol to drown away the end-of-season depression for those players watching at home. It’s the NPL Playoffs, 2020!