Everyone Sucks in the Last Week of the Regular Season!
NPL Week 14 Results!
Donuts for the losers! Donuts for some of the winners! Lauren sucks! Vince sucks! Joel sucks! Travis sucks! Steven sucks! Ryan sucks! Jason sucks! But Jerry sucks the worst!
2018 NPL Season Awards!
It’s over! The 2018 regular season has come to a close! That means, like all industries, we get to put on our black ties, evening gowns, roll out the red carpet, and pat each other on the back for nominating and selecting ourselves for awards! Isn’t it fun? Here we go, folks!
The 2018 Playoff Picture After Week 13
The Playoff picture comes into focus! Kinda. Let’s take a look, conference by conference, division by division, team by team, player by player, wristband by wristband, horrendous college fraternity brand by horrendous college fraternity brand, at the upcoming playoff players!
Kelly Kontinues Krushing Kopponents!
NPL Week 13 Results!
The Javs bounce back! The Sausages pull into a tie for first! Brandon separates themselves from the pack! Adam and Ricky get nuts in Prime Time!
The Sausages Are Sizzling Now!
NPL Week 12 Results!
The teams that keep winning keep on winning! Kelly defends the Title Belt against Joel! Brandon and Jerry collide in a huge Game of the Week matchup!